
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.' —
David Letterman

I was going to fight to keep the elusive Horde King as my own. Every beauty needed a beast, and he was mine. —
Amelia Hutchins

I consider it to be the meaning of my whole life and my obligation to serve my fatherland and our people. —
Vladimir Putin

The more someone assures you that everything is okay, the more you can be assured that it's not. —
Richard Paul Evans

These precious things should be proud of their luck, if a woman like you owns them. —
Waheed Ibne Musa

Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life. —
Michael Jackson

Being on the verge of seventeen could be harsh and painful and confusing. Being on the verge of seventeen really suck. —
Benjamin Alire Saenz

It's not over till the fat lady eats! —
Ljupka Cvetanova