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I so didn't need another outbreak of Rogan fever.
— Ilona Andrews
A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
— Joe Rogan
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
— Joe Rogan
Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"
— Joe Rogan
People for the most part can smell lies.
— Joe Rogan
The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
— Joe Rogan
In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.
— Joe Rogan
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
— Joe Rogan
The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion
— Joe Rogan
Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
— Joe Rogan
I finally understood why he was called Mad Rogan. It wasn't because he was insane. It was because he drove you nuts with sheer frustration. We
— Ilona Andrews
I love existing in pre big bang conditions.
— Joe Rogan
Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.
— Joe Rogan
Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.
— Joe Rogan
The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.
— Joe Rogan
The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.
— Joe Rogan
I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.
— Joe Rogan
There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage;
1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious. — Joe Rogan
1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious. — Joe Rogan
I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.
— Joe Rogan
Be the hero of your own story.
— Joe Rogan
Choose To Be Inspired.
— Joe Rogan
If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.
— Joe Rogan
I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.
— Joe Rogan
The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers.
— Joe Rogan
I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.
— Joe Rogan
Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.
— Joe Rogan
You can't measure what's inside a man's heart.
— Joe Rogan
You could smell my ass from mars.
— Joe Rogan
The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
— Joe Rogan
We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.
— Joe Rogan
Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal.
— Joe Rogan
I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
— Joe Rogan
The next time I went anywhere with Mad Rogan, I'd bring one of those bandoliers action stars wore when they routed terrorists from jungles.
— Ilona Andrews
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.
— Joe Rogan
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
— Joe Rogan
Mr. Rogan," I frosted my voice over. "What I put into my body is my business." Okay, that didn't sound right.
— Ilona Andrews
Life's full of surprises, and they ain't all bad.
— Barbara Rogan
My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.
— Joe Rogan
The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.
— Joe Rogan
I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.
— Joe Rogan
This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.
— Joe Rogan
I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
— Joe Rogan
Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That's all they are.
— Joe Rogan
Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
— Joe Rogan
Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot
— Joe Rogan
Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
— Joe Rogan
People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.
— Joe Rogan
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
— Joe Rogan
I would really like to know", he said with genuine curiosity. "The next time I kill someone, I'd like to do it in a way that doesn't freak you out.
— Ilona Andrews
Haters ... are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.
— Joe Rogan
I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
— Joe Rogan
Mr. Rogan, I am magician, not God.
— Kenneth Eade
If you prefer, I can acquire a windowless creeper van, and we can huddle in it and eat greasy take out.
— Ilona Andrews
It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler.
— Joe Rogan
When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
— Joe Rogan
Once you understand what excellence is all about ... you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline.
— Joe Rogan
The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind
— Joe Rogan
One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.
— Joe Rogan
Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
— Joe Rogan
How do we get out of this circle?" I asked him.
"We kill him," he said.
"Good. Let's kill him and go home."
"I thought you'd never ask. — Ilona Andrews
"We kill him," he said.
"Good. Let's kill him and go home."
"I thought you'd never ask. — Ilona Andrews
For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern.
— Joe Rogan
Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow ... We know that inherently that feels great.
— Joe Rogan
We're as different as that water and hot glass, Rogan."
"And as able to make something strong between us. — Nora Roberts
"And as able to make something strong between us. — Nora Roberts
It was not the sea that was cruel, but the people
— Charlotte Rogan
By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful.
— Joe Rogan
A unicorn is a donkey from the future
— Joe Rogan
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.
— Joe Rogan
Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
— Joe Rogan
Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.
— Joe Rogan
Houston Alexander is for real!
— Joe Rogan
And I wondered, not for the first time, if some of life's tragedy arose when people put themselves in situations they were not by nature suited for.
— Charlotte Rogan
I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.
— Joe Rogan
If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.
— Joe Rogan
My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.
— Joe Rogan