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Oh, I'm fine! People booby-trap DHDs that I'm working on every day!" Rodney paused. "Actually, that's truer than I'd like. — Jo Graham

Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy. — Rodney Dangerfield

Just when I thought it couldnt get no hotter
I fell in love with the farmer's daughter — Rodney Atkins

There's so much fear running our lives that we forget to be human when it really counts. — Rodney Yee

To be called a coward, I don't think that's fair. — Rodney Alexander

God gave me wisdom, but the devil's got style. — Rodney Crowell

It's great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald. — Rodney Dangerfield

Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there. — Rodney Atkins

I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped. — Rodney Dangerfield

In life's rich beauty pageant we put children on a stage, said flash your soft white belly child, but just don't act your age. — Rodney Crowell

God's design is for His anointing to come upon those He finds trustworthy, to empower them to do great things for Him. — Rodney Burton

There's an intelligent redneck in all of us somewhere. — Rodney Atkins

My wife was afraid of the dark ... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. — Rodney Dangerfield

I moved to MIT from Stanford in 1984 to teach, and became the founding director of MIT's Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Lab. — Rodney Brooks

I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees. — Rodney Dangerfield

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion. — Rodney Dangerfield

I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive ... The refrigerator. — Rodney Dangerfield

Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt. — Rodney Dangerfield

I met Rodney when I first moved to LA, so I'd say 20 years. He's the eternal teenager. — Kathy Valentine

Wilcrest Baptist Church is God's multiethnic bridge that draws all people to Jesus Christ, who transforms them from unbelievers to missionaries. — Rodney M. Woo

I like to study a lot of math, physics, and the Bible, too. For me, they all show that there's a lot more to things than we see. — Rodney Mullen

It's not painful to relive it. I'm comfortable with my position in American history. — Rodney King

Teaching is really a natural extension of one's practice
one wants to share something that's so influential and beautiful in one's life. — Rodney Yee

It's happening right now ... it's just not on film, it's not being recorded. — Rodney King

Faith is the first step on the road to salvation. — Fr. Rodney Kissinger S.J.

Writing is not a noun, it's a verb. Writing is not a destination, it's a journey. You should not write to accomplish anything but to write. Write on! — Rodney L. Carlson

Well-crafted things inspire me, whether it's pottery or art or music. — Rodney Yee

I'm God's messenger from the gypsy tent. And it's the message that's important, not the messenger. — Rodney "Gipsy" Smith

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. — Rodney Dangerfield

I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought. — Rodney Dangerfield

One of the great things about the Roomba robot vacuum cleaner, which my company iRobot designed, is that it's too cheap not to be autonomous. — Rodney Brooks

If there's an honest man in this world, I haven't seen his carpentry. — Rodney Gomez

If you're dedicated, if it's something that lives and breathes in your heart, then you've simply got to go ahead and do it. — Rodney Crowell

My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round. — Rodney Dangerfield

I think my songs are singing to the rural heart. It's not whether you're from a big city or the middle of nowhere in a small town. — Rodney Atkins

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! — Rodney Dangerfield

As a black man, you run from the cops. It's different now, but back when I was coming up, you run. — Rodney King

My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles — Rodney Dangerfield

I get it, let's just all write SOS on the ballot. Same Old Shit! — Rodney Ross

That's common in our industry, where some songs make the cut, some don't. It's bad when it doesn't make the cut and you don't get in on the project. — Rodney Jerkins

We wouldn't be as far along as a country if we didn't take on some of Martin Luther King's ways that he instilled in us. — Rodney King

The Mississippi looks like diluted mud by day but by night it's again the grand and majestic river of the days of tomahawks and coonskin caps. — Rodney P. Romig

Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks. — Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage...it's not a word, it's a sentence. — Rodney Dangerfield

I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield

It's hard to kiss the lips at night/That chew your ass out all day long. — Rodney Crowell

Beyonce is more mature, she's her own woman. She always had it in her. — Rodney Jerkins

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks. — Rodney Dangerfield

My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher. — Rodney Dangerfield

Never make sport, no matter how lighthearted, of someone's vocation. — Rodney Ross

My influences come from real life. I'm not interested in cinema for cinema's sake. I'm interested in life - what one does and how one interacts. — Steven Rodney McQueen

My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state? — Rodney Dangerfield

There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows. — Rodney Dangerfield

There's nothing special about me. Nothing has come easy. — Rodney Atkins

What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then he hit me in the balls with a hammer. — Rodney Dangerfield

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them. — Rodney Dangerfield

I tell ya I got a stupid son. That's one load that shoulda been shot on the wall. — Rodney Dangerfield

I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat. — Rodney Dangerfield

I can't work in an environment where it's a stiff hierarchy; that's not my kind of way. — Steven Rodney McQueen

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. — Rodney Dangerfield

I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's. — Rodney Dangerfield

It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book. — Rodney Dangerfield

There's an intrinsic value in creating something for the sake of creating it. — Rodney Mullen

My old man never liked me. He gave me my allowance in traveler's checks. — Rodney Dangerfield

My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section. — Rodney Dangerfield

My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!! — Rodney Dangerfield

Write what's in you. Write readily and well. Then edit. Then share or send. Not before. — Rodney Richards

How did, all of a sudden, my middling desire to spend quality time in another's company become overwhelming? — Rodney Ross

I just wait to go elsewhere but I get there and it's the same dusk. — Rodney Ross

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. — Rodney Dangerfield

Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?' — Rodney Dangerfield

You live with life's disappointments and learn from them. At seventy-eight, I know it all. — Rodney Dangerfield

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. — Rodney Dangerfield

I love actors. That's my bread and butter, and I got to work with some amazing ones on '12 Years'. — Steven Rodney McQueen

My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely. — Rodney Dangerfield

When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's. — Rodney Dangerfield

Every African has a responsibility to understand the system and work towards it's overthrow. — Walter Rodney

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks. — Rodney Dangerfield

It's lonely on the top when there's no one on the bottom. — Rodney Dangerfield

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself. — Rodney Dangerfield

My family and I are just regular folks, just trying to get through the day and do the best you can and pay the bills, and that's who we're singing to. — Rodney Atkins

Every minister knows it's harder to get the guys to church than the women. We ought to be asking why this is. — Rodney Stark

Comedy is in my blood. Too bad it's not in my act. — Rodney Dangerfield

It's deep passion for my wife that really makes me vulnerable to her. — Rodney Yee

Life's a short trip. You'll find out. — Rodney Dangerfield

There are five Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and the Christian. Most people will never read the first four. — Rodney "Gipsy" Smith

We have to accept that we are just machines. That's certainly what modern molecular biology says about us. — Rodney Brooks

And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! — Rodney Dangerfield

My body speaks. Actually, it's ready to shout itself hoarse. — Rodney Ross

It's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you. — Rodney Dangerfield

I just see myself as a guy who's trying to make a film or, make art. — Steven Rodney McQueen

I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother. — Rodney Dangerfield

When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved. — Rodney Dangerfield

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have. — Rodney Carrington

It's really hard to find a love song that is real. That's when you really strike a chord with somebody, when you dig in deep and grab a hold. — Rodney Atkins

A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. — Rodney Dangerfield

I am the world's oldest teenager. I've never lost my youthful attitude. — Rodney Dangerfield

I've learned to control everything. I don't get angry at anything. Somebody can do me wrong. That's life. What good is it to get angry? — Rodney Dangerfield

Like I'm listening to a garden seashell for the echo of her take-no-prisoners affection, I lay my head against Mom's cold pillow. — Rodney Ross

Did Rodney like them?"
Did he like what, Catherine?"
"The balls on you, that's what! — Jeaniene Frost