Robin Williams Quotes
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To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.
— Robin Williams
Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
— Robin Williams
Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
— Robin Williams
I met Nelson Mandela, and I really didn't know what to say. It was years ago at a benefit. I was just in awe of this man because of what he'd done.
— Robin Williams
They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it.
— Robin Williams
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.
— Robin Williams
One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn't necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre.
— Robin Williams
I know size can be daunting but don't be afraid.
— Robin Williams
The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'
— Robin Williams
I love running cross-country ... You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster.
— Robin Williams
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was ... a large Arctic region covered with ice.
— Robin Williams
I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing.
— Robin Williams
The only weapon we have is comedy.
— Robin Williams
Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.
— Robin Williams
You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
— Robin Williams
Death - to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
— Robin Williams
Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!
— Robin Williams
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?
— Robin Williams
I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great writers' chops.
— Robin Williams
She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other
— Robin Williams
If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations.
— Robin Williams
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
— Robin Williams
It's always great when you want scientific fact to get a really good science fiction writer to talk to you about it.
— Robin Williams
My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!
— Robin Williams
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
— Robin Williams
Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds
— Robin Williams
If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
— Robin Williams
If you're going to do a movie about the Village, it's pretty nice to shoot in the village and not be in Toronto.
— Robin Williams
Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.
— Robin Williams
A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
— Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour if no one moves?
— Robin Williams
Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
— Robin Williams
Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!
— Robin Williams
You have an internal critic, an internal drive that says, 'OK, you can do more.' Maybe that's what keeps you going.
— Robin Williams
I loved running, but all of a sudden everything hurt so much. I started cycling when Zelda was born.
— Robin Williams
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
— Robin McLaurin Williams
There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
— Robin Williams
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
— Robin Williams
You're only given a spark of madness. You musn't lose it.
— Robin McLaurin Williams
I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time.
— Robin Williams
Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was great. New York is a character. People who live here know that.
— Robin Williams
My style is bad white-boy dancing. I can do swing a little bit, but nothing beyond that. My solo dancing is sad. I use my arms, badly.
— Robin Williams
I met Jonah Lomu. I never knew how huge he was. I felt like a peasant in a Godzilla movie. 'Quickly! Tell the other villagers! We go now!'
— Robin Williams
I indeed had only one scene, one speech, one little speech, but it was with Robin Williams.
— Charles Keating
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material
— Robin Williams
Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!
— Robin McLaurin Williams
In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that quiet time is just observing.
— Robin Williams
You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.
— Frank Caliendo
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.
— Robin Williams
My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it's mobile meditation.
— Robin Williams
Even mistakes can be wonderful
— Robin Williams
Women have so many levels. There's the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There's this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial.
— Robin Williams
That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved
— Robin Williams
Robin Williams understands sonic performances. He understands what it's like to change your voice up.
— Billy West
Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums
— Robin Williams
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
— Robin Williams
I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.
— Robin Williams
The worst thing in life is not to end up all alone. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.
— Robin Williams
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills - no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
— Robin Williams
I had my back waxed once by two women ... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?
— Robin Williams
I love doing live action movies, but there's a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.
— Robin Williams
Comedy is acting out optimism
— Robin Williams
Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.
— Robin Williams
The improv, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.
— Robin Williams
The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!
— Robin Williams
What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.
— Robin Williams
Robin Williams was an airman, a doctor, a genie, a nanny ... and everything in between. But he was one of a kind.
— Barack Obama
I never performed on drugs. That'd be stupid. It's the same thing with athletes. They can't perform when they have cocaine problems.
— Robin Williams
Being alone onstage is like legalized insanity.
— Robin Williams
Explore an idea until you've exhausted it, really go to all the different parameters of it.
— Robin Williams
No man is an island; but some are peninsulas.
— Robin Williams
The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.
— Robin Williams
Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
— Robin Williams
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
— Robin Williams
Winning an Oscar is an honor, but, between you and me, it does not makes things easier.
— Robin Williams
Smile my boy, it's sunrise
— Robin Williams
I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now
— Robin Williams
They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them
— Robin Williams
Cricket is baseball on Valium.
— Robin Williams
When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admit that; he worshiped Jonathan Winters.
— Gilbert Gottfried
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
— Robin Williams
Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem you face it like a man.
— Robin Williams
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.
— Robin Williams
