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Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.
— Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.
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Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners.
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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
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I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
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It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.
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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
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Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
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It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.
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Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.
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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
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I don't see why religion and science can't cooperate. What's wrong with using a computer to count our blessings?
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I don't want to say anything about my kids ... but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
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Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?
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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
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Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
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A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
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If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.
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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
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New Yorkers are so impersonal, if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all!
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I'd be surprised if Ronald Reagan doesn't run again. To us it's a second term. To him it's a double feature.
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The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.
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Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world.
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Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?
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I feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.
— Robert Orben
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
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Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
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Did you ever see that painting the Mona Lisa. It always reminds me of a reporter listening to a politician.
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You wouldn't want Alan Greenspan to write the instructions for assembling a beach chair.
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A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
— Robert Orben
They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.
— Robert Orben
Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.
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I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?'
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To exercise is human; not to is divine.
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Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
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Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.
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They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.
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We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.
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Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
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THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.
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Did you ever figure to be living in a time when your check is good, but the bank bounces?
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Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.
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Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always high, and the results usually disappointing. — Robert Orben
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
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It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.
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More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
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Wall Street is where prophets tell us what will happen and profits tell us what did happen.
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Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.
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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
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A compliment is verbal sunshine.
— Robert Orben
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
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