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The function of Theology? The recitation of the incomprehensible by the unspeakable to pick the pockets of the unthinking.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Help conquer the IQ shortage worry less and think more
— Robert Anton Wilson
Wishing to prove oneself right is the usual motive for scholarship.
— Robert Anton Wilson
See you when tea is hot.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Obviously, the faster we process information, the more rich and complex our models or glosses - our reality-tunnels - will become.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear and, behold, do ye now complain that ye lack FREEDOM!
— Robert Anton Wilson
Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.
— Robert Anton Wilson
I can summarize my thoughts now by simply saying each must find his or her own Way because "the way" does not exist.
— Robert Anton Wilson
The abandoned infant's cry is rage, not fear.
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Encounters with death and danger are only adventures to the survivors.
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The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental.
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The only intelligent way to discuss politics ison all fours. — Robert Anton Wilson
Human society as a whole is a vast brainwashing machine whose semantic rules and sex roles create a social robot.
— Robert Anton Wilson
I regard belief as a form of brain damage.
— Robert Anton Wilson
I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance! just doesn't cut it ... .
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The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct.
— Robert Anton Wilson
The path up is the path down. The way forward is the way back. The universe inside is outside but the universe outside is inside.
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We live in an age of artificial scarcity, maintained by ignorance and fear.
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Like what you like, enjoy what you enjoy, and don't take crap from anybody.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Editors always amputate the brain first and preserve a good-looking corpse.
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If you want to be happy, practise it every day
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Anyone in the United States today who isn't paranoid must be crazy.
— Robert Anton Wilson
G.W.F. Hegel. "He's perfect," Weishaupt wrote ... "Unlike Kant, who makes sense only in German, this man doesn't make sense in any language.
— Robert Anton Wilson
I find the universe so staggering that I just don't have any faith in my ability to grasp it.
— Robert Anton Wilson
There is no complete theory of anything.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Groups are grammatical fictions; only individuals exist, and each individual is different.
— Robert Anton Wilson
The border between the Real and the Unreal is not fixed, but just marks the last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other to a standstill.
— Robert Anton Wilson
We all see only that which we are trained to see.
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There are gods, but there is no God; and all gods become devils eventually.
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You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.
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An Enlightened Master is ideal only if your goal is to become a Benighted Slave.
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He had decided that what was going on was that everybody was very carefully avoiding paying attention to what was going on.
— Robert Anton Wilson
You can "prove" anything on the verbal level, just be accepting the necessary axioms at the beginning.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Most people live in a myth and grow violently angry if anyone dares to tell them the truth about themselves.
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Men (and women) indeed become strange when seeking gods. As the present work will show, however, they become even stranger when seeking devils.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Size is not a reality, but a construct of the mind; and space a construct to contain constructs.
— Robert Anton Wilson
I have never experienced another human being. I have experienced my impressions of them.
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The secret to my success has been optimism tempered by anger.
— Robert Anton Wilson
A true initiation never ends.
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Perhaps the final secret of the Illuminati is that you don't know you're a member until it's too late to get out.
— Robert Anton Wilson
He who lives happiest has forgotten most
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This special green is the result of high copper concentration in the soil.
— Robert Anton Wilson
He had an ego so large that only by contemplating the mathematical definition of infinity could anything so limitless be imagined.
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Everyone look around and see if you can spot the NARCS. They're the ones who look like hippies.
— Robert Anton Wilson
The final war will be between Pavlov's dog and Schoedinger's Cat.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Here's to the good nuns for telling me what books NOT to read!
— Robert Anton Wilson
A chicken is the egg's way of making more eggs.
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A disciple is an asshole looking for a human being to attach itself to.
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A Discordian is someone who sees windmills and thinks they might be giants
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Here's what it is, here's what it isn't, now here's why you need to go tell everyone how smart I am.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Hysteria is a chaotic and irrational emotional state caused by seeing how the world really operates.
— Robert Anton Wilson
No wife, no horse, no mustache
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Consciousness itself is an infinite regress. This explains coincidences.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Each mans spills the drink he loves.
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The longer one is alone, the easier it is to hear the song of the earth.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Nothing of any importance can be taught. It can only be learned, and with blood and sweat.
— Robert Anton Wilson
We live in our myths, we only endure reality.
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The individual act of obedience is the cornerstone not only of the strength of authoritarian society but also of its weakness.
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When the rose and the cross are united the alchemical marriage is complete and the drama ends. Then we wake from history and enter eternity.
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Ye have cast out yer brothers for devils and now complain ye, lamenting, that ye've been left to fight alone.
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Animals outline their territories with their excretions, humans outline their territories by ink excretions on paper.
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It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
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Blue uniforms are real. Cops are a social fiction
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Once something becomes discernible, or understandable, we no longer need to repeat it. We can destroy it.
— Robert Anton Wilson
My goal is to try to get people into a state of generalized agnosticism, not about God alone, but agnosticism about everything.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.
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Robert A. Heinlein has been an idol to me for more than 20 years. He can do no wrong, no matter how much he loves wars and hates pacifists.
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You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don't already believe it.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Nothing in this book is an attempt to prevent the really resolute misery addicts from continuing their pursuit of frustration and failure.
— Robert Anton Wilson
I regard morality and ideology as the chief cause of human misery.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Try living forever with the metaprogram, 'Everything works out more perfectly than I plan it.
— Robert Anton Wilson
We are all giants, raised by pygmies, who have learned to walk with a perpetual mental crouch.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Hippies generally aren't busy with anything except feeling sorry for themselves.
— Robert Anton Wilson
The things that hinder me are opportunities to learn more and develop further.
— Robert Anton Wilson
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Taxation is robbery based on monopoly of weapons
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Any model we make does not describe the universe it describes what our brains are capable of saying at this time.
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Having a spine is overrated. If everybody squealed and ran away, there'd be no more wars.
— Robert Anton Wilson
We live in our fantasies and endure our realities.
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Conspiracy is just another name for coalition.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Part of the humor of living on this backward planet is listening to the hominids rationalize their predations.
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Stupidity is a blockage in the ability to receive, integrate and transmit new signals.
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Humans live through their myths and only endure their realities.
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It is a great privilege to be conscious in this universe. Those who understand, shine like stars.
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We're living on the Planet of the Apes. Is that funny or serious?
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When dogma enters the brain, all intellectual activity ceases.
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The Constitution admittedly has a few defects and blemishes, but it still seems a hell of a lot better than the system we have now.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.
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History, sociology, economics, psychology et al. confirmed Joyce's view of Everyman as victim.
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The rapists of the intellectual world become politicians; the seducers become artists.
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The average is that which no person quite ever is.
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Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.
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In conlusion, there is no conclusion. Things will go on as they always have, getting weirder all the time.
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I'm using myself as a typical 20th century model as I'm trying to make sense out of the world around me.
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It's not true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't understand it until it makes you weep.
— Robert Anton Wilson
Show me a movement that doesn't hate somebody, and I will join it at once.
— Robert Anton Wilson
The devil is only a convenient myth invented by the real malefactors of our world.
— Robert Anton Wilson
People's belief in their own local reality-tunnels keep us all far stupider than we ought to be ...
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Communication is only possible between equals.
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Certitude belongs exclusively to those who only own one encyclopedia.
— Robert Anton Wilson