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You can't, or you shouldn't, be nominated for an Oscar unless you've turned in a performance that's special.
— Rita Moreno
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
— Rita Rudner
Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings.
— Rita Rudner
What's the point of prolonging your life if you don't enjoy it? It's your body. Do whatever you want with it. Better to wear out than rust over.
— Rita Mae Brown
Loving's pretty easy. It's letting someone love you that's hard.
— Rita Mae Brown
I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
— Rita Rudner
Trouble is said to be good for an artist's soul but almost never is.
— Rita Mae Brown
Dying's not so bad. At least I won't have to answer the telephone.
— Rita Mae Brown
After all, a girl is ... well, a girl. It's nice to be told you're successful at it.
— Rita Hayworth
Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.
— Rita Rudner
Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.
— Rita Mae Brown
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
— Rita Rudner
It doesn't matter to me. We're still cousins in our own way. Blood's just something old people talk about to make you feel bad.
— Rita Mae Brown
Sorrow is how we learn to love. Your heart isn't breaking. It hurts because it's getting larger. The larger it gets, the more love it holds.
— Rita Mae Brown
To me, British fashion has a story. It has history, and I feel it's very much about our culture.
— Rita Ora
Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.
— Rita Rudner
I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common.
— Rita Mae Brown
I'm not a person who likes authority. I just love the fact that it's up to me, and I go straight to the audience.
— Rita Rudner
The tax code will never be simplified in our lifetime because it's not about taxes; it's about congressmen distributing the pork.
— Rita Mae Brown
I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.
— Rita Mae Brown
Can it be that even as one grows to fit the space one lives in, one cannot grow until there's space to grow?
— Rita Dove
Eva was assigned to learn her duties from Rita Crane, an older woman of indeterminate age and one of the world's most unsuccessful secret drinkers.
— Kathleen Tessaro
It's a terrible feeling being lonely.
— Rita Ora
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— Rita Gard Seedorf
I say what's in my heart, and I do it in my concerts.
— Rita Coolidge
I don't have much history - I've got Rosie Perez, Jennifer Lopez, Rita Moreno. That's it. That's the history of Latin women in Hollywood, really.
— Michelle Rodriguez
Money isn't everything, but it's right up there with oxygen.
— Rita Davenport
It's anticipated that Hurricane Rita will still be a Category 3 storm when it hits Port Arthur.
— Kenneth Williams
When you do things for others; don't expect your good deeds to be returned. Do it because you enjoy making someone's day.
— Rita Zahara
Computer dating? It's terrific if you're a computer!
— Rita Mae Brown
The fire sings to the marshmallow, and the song turns the marshmallow brown because that's what marshmallows do when they're happy.
— Rita Leganski
It's a big jump from smart to motherwit.
— Rita Mae Brown
I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.
— Rita Rudner
The public's not stupid.
— Rita Ora
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
— Rita Rudner
It's an act of faith to be a writer in a post literate world.
— Rita Mae Brown
You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it.
— Rita Mae Brown
The writer's job is not to write a novel, hold it up and say, "Here I am," but to write a novel, hold it up and say, "Here YOU are.
— Rita Mae Brown
I'm tied up, gagged and about to be bludgeoned to death by a lawn ornament. Jeez, that's depressing.
- Raven Smith — Rita Stradling
- Raven Smith — Rita Stradling
For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It's better that they are made by others but failing that, you'll have to make them yourself.
— Rita Mae Brown
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself well, that's not going to happen
— Rita Rudner
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
— Rita Rudner
Do not judge. Never presume to judge another human being anyway. That's up to heaven.
— Rita Mae Brown
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
— Rita Rudner
People aren't grapes - you can't weigh them in a bunch, but I guess it's easier than dealing with people as individuals.
— Rita Mae Brown
Everybody who's anybody longs to be a tree.
— Rita Dove
Life's too short to try and understand cold-blooded creatures.
— Rita Mae Brown
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
— Rita Rudner
I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.
— Rita Rudner
humans are much more like sheep than cats. They're easily led and they don't look where they're going until it's too late.
— Rita Mae Brown
Rita Hayworth in Gilda ... there's not a shot of her in that movie that isn't gorgeous.
— Donna Mills
It's unfortunate that sometimes in schools, there's this need to have things quantified and graded.
— Rita Dove
If he's as frustrated as I am, he'll be at Rita's, Ranger said.
— Janet Evanovich
A lot of things in life seem impossible until it's done. Don't be afraid to attempt the impossible.
— Rita Zahara
I think it's an accumulation of work over the years, culminating with our work during the Hurricane Katrina-Rita relief effort.
— Greg Roberts
It's not that simple. We're talking about going to Mars. Living on Mars! How can I give up becoming one of the colonisers of another planet?
— Rita Carla Francesca Monticelli
Rita got the best of us. We took quite a beating. It's going to take a while to come back from this.
— Rick Fox
Do you think it's possible that love multiples? We're taught to think it divides. There's only so much to go around, like diamonds. It multiples.
— Rita Mae Brown
What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?
— Rita Mae Brown