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The business of the dead belongs to the living. — Margaret Stohl

Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'. — Terry Pratchett

The future held its breath, waiting for Rincewind to walk away. He didn't do this for three reasons. One was alcohol. — Terry Pratchett

War was easy. The hard part was cleaning up afterward. — Evan Meekins

He's got a box with a demon in it that draws pictures," said Rincewind shortly. "Do what the madman says and he will give you gold. — Terry Pratchett

You never wondered, Did Mom like being in the kitchen? — Kyung-Sook Shin

I have had so many bad auditions. — Ethan Hawke

There's something about the joint witnessing of the world that gives the experience a sense of permanence. — Mike Carter

Several times Rincewind noticed hydrophobes - their ingrained expressions of self-revulsion at their own bodily fluids - were distinctive — Terry Pratchett

Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind. — Terry Pratchett

Rincewind's feet made their own decision and, from the point of view of his head, got it entirely wrong. — Terry Pratchett

[Rincewind] drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll. — Terry Pratchett

They had dined on horse meat, horse cheese, horse black pudding, horse d'oeuvres and a thin beer that Rincewind didn't want to speculate about. — Terry Pratchett

Rincewind had been generally reckoned by his tutors to be a natural wizard in the same way that fish are natural mountaineers. — Terry Pratchett

Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad. — Terry Pratchett

Rincewind ignored this, because it was true. — Terry Pratchett

Nobody really wants to hear about anybody else's injuries. Or how your back feels. Whose back doesn't hurt? — Peyton Manning

But it'll kill him!"
"It could be worse," said Rincewind.
"What?"
"It could be us," Rincewind pointed out logically. — Terry Pratchett

Coin reached out very slowly, and picked it up. Rincewind — Terry Pratchett

Rincewind tried shutting his eyes, but there were no eyelids to his imagination and it was staring widely — Terry Pratchett

Do you love him?"
Deryn swallowed, then pointed at the screen. "He makes me feel like that. Like flying. — Scott Westerfeld

She liked to steal - so what. She could kill without blinking - again, so what. It wasn't like she worked for the IRS or anything - Bianka — Gena Showalter

He was secretive, bossy, and regularly insufferable. He had also saved my life a couple of times. And he looked really good in my kitchen. — Kalayna Price

Capacity for violence, Rincewind had heard, was unisexual. He wasn't certain what unisex was, but expected that it was what he normally experienced. — Terry Pratchett

Rincewind paused. In the deep canyons of his mind he thought he heard the distant rustle of ancient paper. — Terry Pratchett

homesickness rose up inside Rincewind like a late-night prawn biriani, — Terry Pratchett

Rincewind let his breath out in a long sigh. It hurried off to hide somewhere. — Terry Pratchett

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four. — Terry Pratchett

The 2012 payout will be the lowest in our history: well below 50 percent. — Ennio Doris

Rincewind tried not to think of World Turtles mating. It wasn't completely easy. — Terry Pratchett

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon
he'd run them all. — Terry Pratchett

We live on a blue planet that circles around a ball of fire next to a moon that moves the sea ... and you don't believe in miracles? — Unknown

Rincewind trudged back up the beach. "The trouble is," he said, "is that things never get better, they just stay the same, only more so. — Terry Pratchett

Not much call for a barbarian hairdresser, I expect,' said Rincewind. 'I mean, no-one wants a shampoo-and-beheading. — Terry Pratchett

My name is immaterial,' she said.
That's a pretty name,' said Rincewind. — Terry Pratchett