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I wonder why no one called the police about the rocket launcher? God knows my neighbors usually report it if I so much as fart in my backyard. (Bubba) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does! — Henny Youngman

My nutritionist read my pathology report and said, "There's only one way you can beat your cancer.""What's that?""You have to find out what caused it. — Kathy Acker

You have to go where the story is to report on it. As a journalist, you're essentially running to things that other people are running away from. — Lester Holt

If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS News as, 'Candle-making industry threatened'. — Newt Gingrich

I am lonesome so regular it's like a job I gotta report to every day. — Alice Childress

I am happy for the first in my life, I can report that I am standing on an incline instead of an edge. — Erica Goros

The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work. — Benny Bellamacina

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it. — Charlie Sheen

That's always disappointing when you find a good story and you realize the person has died, because then it's difficult to report. — Joshuah Bearman

Evil report, with time and chance to help it, travels patiently, and travels far. — Wilkie Collins

but I could feel the jealous eyes of the steexin hangers-on still in line, and I lament to report that it boosted my spirits some), he — Alena Graedon

I wouldn't take that tablet Cassia. Not for a report. And perhaps not ever. You are strong enough to go without it. — Ally Condie

Clear? Huh! Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it. — Groucho Marx

The Big-Media collective is slow, stupid and shackled by ideology. Reality must bite them before they'll recognize it, much less report it. — Ilana Mercer

The average novel invariably reads like a detective's report. It is drab and tedious because it is never objective. — Soseki Natsume

The new CIA torture report is 6 million pages long. It's almost as long as a George Clooney pre-nup. — David Letterman

In mathematics I can report no deficiency, except it be that men do not sufficiently understand the excellent use of Pure Mathematics. — Francis Bacon

Money should never change one's values ... . Making money is only a report card. It's a way to tell how you're doing. — Thomas J. Stanley

William "Boss" Tweed was in such thorough control in New York that he made money off of the report the committee printed after investigating him. — H.W. Brands

Your credit report should be 100% accurate, so make sure everything is entirely correct. If something doesn't look right, dispute it. — Alexa Von Tobel

You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it. — George W. Bush

It is not the job of the media to try to skew events but to report on events honestly. Anything else is journalistic malpractice. — James "Doc" Crabtree

Under Syrian law, a journalist is not allowed to report on military matters. This may be wrong or right, but that's just the way it is. — Bashar Al-Assad

he does not report it, — Anonymous

She knew too much and she admitted it in that report. — Ally Condie

Oh God, she could see it now - the police constable filling out a report: Mathematician drowned due to miscalculation. — Nina Rowan

It is no good saying we [journalists] must report only what is true because what is true cannot always be proven. — John Humphrys

Perhaps life just turned a person who tried harder into a person who felt they must write it on someone else's report. — Chris Cleave

If there is already a market research report out there with all the information you need, it is probably too late for your new venture. — Bill Aulet

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it. — Groucho Marx

It is always more valuable to report the truth. — Jean-Paul Sartre

he is a witness or has seen or learned about it and he does not report it, — Anonymous

An apple cannot not become an orange simply because a McKinsey report concluded it would be beneficial for it to do so. — Pallavi Aiyar

The higher the classification of secrecy, the quicker you will report it. — George P. Shultz

What's unendurable is what his own head could make of it all. What his head could report to him, looking over and ahead and reporting. — David Foster Wallace

Usually, about 85 percent of what the tabloids report is a lie. Over the last year, I can truly say it has been 99 percent. — Kirstie Alley

The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins. — Bob Hope

I report the truth of what is happening here in Baghdad and will not apologize for it. — Peter Arnett

There will be a report coming out, and my name will be on it. — Shaquille O'Neal

People also don't care about the daily comings and goings of diplomats and yet we must report it. — Roone Arledge

Steven Spielberg makes Minority Report with the newest digital technology; other directors seem to be trying to make their movies from it. — Roger Ebert

For malice will with joy the lie receive,
Report, and what it wishes true believe. — Thomas Yalden

Well, it rained mortar and masonry the rest of the week. This was the report; but probably the facts would have modified it. — Mark Twain

It is always a risk to speak to the press: they are likely to report what you say. — Hubert H. Humphrey

When I take a look at a company's annual report, if I don't understand it, they don't want me to understand it. — Warren Buffett

Most of what we report from Congress they don't care about unless it affects them directly. — Roone Arledge

I have accused L.B. Management of failing to report to me, and I've told L.B. Management the money is missing, and it could very well be embezzled. — Jeff Greene

If Satan gave you instructions for writing the book report from Hell, it would closely resemble those of a Ph.D. dissertation. — Tiffany Reisz

A new report says that last year Colorado collected $44 million in marijuana taxes. Unfortunately, they can't remember where they put it. — Conan O'Brien

It's my responsibility as a singer-songwriter to report the news. — John Mellencamp

A wave would arrive, all out of breath, but, as it had nothing to report, it would disperse in apologetic salaams. — Vladimir Nabokov

If nothing will finally survive of life besides what artists report of it, we have no right to report what we know to be lies. — Alison Lurie

Reports are more a medium of self-discipline than a way to communicate information. Writing the report is important; reading it often is not. — Andrew S. Grove

Poetry is the report of a nuance between two moments, when people say, 'Listen!' and 'Did you see it?' 'Did you hear it? What was it?' — Carl Sandburg

Promptly report your action to the one who requested it. — Morton Blackwell

It is a source of encouragement that many homosexuals report being transformed through the power of the Gospel. — Billy Graham

When we are reporting the news, we make every effort to report it in as factual way as possible. — Joshua Micah Marshall

I never think about the audience. If someone gives me a marketing report, I throw it away. — Andrew Stanton

I said it is vainglorious to reproach yourself for lack of omniscience. That is also true of omnipotence. Report in as you can. — Rex Stout

The region is altogether valueless. After entering it, there is nothing to do but leave.
-Lt. Edward Beale, Congress report on Arizona, 1858 — Sean Condon

It is more important what the jobs report shows in December and January
that will affect how many rate hikes we'll have this spring. — David Malpass

It's a great discipline to have to report to somebody, even if you're the sole owner — Tim O'Reilly

I had a great time creating the future on 'Minority Report,' and it's a future that is coming true faster than any of us thought it would. — Steven Spielberg

I hold up a mirror to life and what I see in it, I freely report; the good, the bad, and the ugly. — Michael Parlee

Great critics do not explicate a text; they describe it and then report on what they have described, if the description itself is not the criticism. — Gore Vidal