Remote Control Quotes
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Remote Control Quotes & Sayings
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Life doesn't come with a remote control. If you don't like what's playing, get up and change the channel.
By unknown. — Lorelie Rozzano
By unknown. — Lorelie Rozzano
I just need to do something new ... I've got the big remote control of life in my hands, and I'm ready to start pushing some buttons.
— Cecelia Ahern
A small handgun makes any TV remote control.
— David Letterman
A heart filled with love never dries out by giving away love. It is like the ocean with unending waves.
— Debasish Mridha
Unfortunately, real life doesn't have a remote control.
— Simone Elkeles
Life does not have a remote control; you need to get up and change it yourself.
— Damien L. Malcolm
Culture. [...] That most people don't do what we tell them to do. They do what they can get away with.
— Fredrik Backman
Digital presentation is just television in public; we're all just getting together and watching TV without pointing the remote control at the screen.
— Quentin Tarantino
She liked him too much for her own
— Nicholas Sparks
I can't stand just sitting here not doing anything. You can't solve a problem by remote control.
— Lisa Scottoline
Remote control. Ingenious contradiction of terms. Fits like a handshake. Aims like a gun.
— Roger Rosenblatt
It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the universe. (Not even remotely.) - MEME
— Darynda Jones
Being deaf and partially blind means I don't really watch TV. I wouldn't know what to do with a remote control.
— Eric Sykes
He who controls the remote, controls the world
— Julie Garwood
Let's not let cartoonists get involved in a war of any kind, except for a war against stupidity.
— Patrick Chappatte
9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex for the remote control!
— Jay Leno
The prescription for better health care is more freedom to innovate, not remote-control surgery from Washington.
— Arnold Kling
People always say to be careful not to confuse sex and love, but I think they should be more wary of confusing love and understanding.
— M.E. Thomas
55% of all Americans lose their remote control 5 times a week. That means that they must see the same show for up to 3-4 minutes a time!
— Jay Leno
Don't borrow trouble. The interest is too high.
— Margaret Millar
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.
— Steven Wright
In the land of genius, the sun always shines; in the land of clever, there are many clouds!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
These UFOs are interplanetary devices systematically observing the earth, either manned or under remote control, or both.
— Benjamin W. Chidlaw
Television is the most perfect democracy. You sit there with your remote control and vote.
— Aaron Brown
I like being in charge of the remote control.
— Cilla Black
I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.
— Gilbert Gottfried