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Remember Birthday Quotes By Henny Youngman: The most effective way to remember your wife's

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once ... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. — Henny Youngman

Remember Birthday Quotes By Franklin P. Adams: Remember how excited you were when you turned

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! — Franklin P. Adams

Remember Birthday Quotes By Stephanie Pearl-McPhee: When confronted with a birthday in a week

When confronted with a birthday in a week I will remember that a book can be a really good present, too. — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Remember Birthday Quotes By Buddy Valastro: Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends

Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories. — Buddy Valastro

Remember Birthday Quotes By Ruth Ozeki: So then you ask her when her birthday

So then you ask her when her birthday is, and she says, Hmm, I don't really remember being born — Ruth Ozeki

Remember Birthday Quotes By Julianna Margulies: The reason I met my husband was because

The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. — Julianna Margulies

Remember Birthday Quotes By E. Joseph Cossman: The best way to remember your wife's birthday

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. — E. Joseph Cossman

Remember Birthday Quotes By Brian Jones: Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past,

Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can't be changed..And, forget the present because I didn't get you one. — Brian Jones

Remember Birthday Quotes By Neil Gaiman: One day every soldier in the empire has

One day every soldier in the empire has to shower in the blood of your sacrificial bull. The next they don't even remember your birthday. — Neil Gaiman

Remember Birthday Quotes By Mark Twain: My faculties are decaying now and soon I

My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. — Mark Twain

Remember Birthday Quotes By Samuel Johnson: The return of my birthday, if I remember

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. — Samuel Johnson

Remember Birthday Quotes By James Russell Lowell: A man is old when he can pass

A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomachache. — James Russell Lowell

Remember Birthday Quotes By Diana Vreeland: I have a terrible time remembering exactly when

I have a terrible time remembering exactly when my birthday is. Age is totally boring ... — Diana Vreeland

Remember Birthday Quotes By Steven Wright: I remember when the candle shop burned down.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' — Steven Wright

Remember Birthday Quotes By David Letterman: Today would have been the birthday of Osama

Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party. — David Letterman

Remember Birthday Quotes By Janet Horne: Then when you think in years to come

Then when you think in years to come Of Birthdays long ago You may remember fondly How much we love you so. — Janet Horne

Remember Birthday Quotes By Robert Staughton Lynd: Most of us can remember a time when

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. — Robert Staughton Lynd