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No man can claim to be free in real terms unless he is fully in control of his own destiny! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny. — Mary Douglas

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath. — Peter Steele

Religious fasting is the best way to cure an anorexic's spirit: in heaven her condition will be normal. — Bauvard

That's what gets converts these days," Baron said. "It's a buyers' market in apocalypse. What's hot in heresy's Armageddon. — China Mieville

Chord substitution isn't some mysterious religious sect. — Howard Roberts

Life is about more that quotes about life — John Chaplin

Deplorable, a rancid smelling aphrodisiac ... It fosters almost totally negative and destructive reactions in young people. — Frank Sinatra

People act as though the hybrid could solve all of our problems - which is certainly not the case. — Martin Winterkorn

said slowly, "May I ask you a question, dear? — Louisa May Alcott

I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty. — Jonathan Winters

Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny. — Jack Black

I don't know nothing about that. I'm not the man upstairs. — Cartier Martin

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween! — Gary Gulman

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. — Billy Sunday

People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh? — Hector Himeros

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close. — Mark Twain

I don't have to get a pitch down the middle. If I like the pitch-even if it's 15 inches off the plate, and that's the pitch I wanted-I'm swinging. — Vladimir Guerrero

If you think you can do it but do not actually do it, be aware that someone else is already doing it! — No One

And the Latin quote across your heart? What does it mean?" "Lie about one thing, lie about it all ... — Whitney Gracia Williams

Kissing, said Lesley, ought really to be taught as a school subject, preferably instead of religious studies, which nobody needed. — Kerstin Gier

When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough. — Shannon L. Alder