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Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Will Rogers: I guess the only way to stop divorce

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. — Will Rogers

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Ross King: The hand gestures of Italians are not, apparently,

The hand gestures of Italians are not, apparently, as clear-cut as Goethe believed. De Jorio discovered that knowing the purpose of someone's mind — Ross King

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Brad Thor: Tell you the truth, Father, I don't think

Tell you the truth, Father, I don't think God has a favorite football team, or a favorite — Brad Thor

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Benjamin Franklin: The learned fool writes his nonsense in better

The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but it is still nonsense. — Benjamin Franklin

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Jamie Kennedy: Being in all of my relationships, I'm even

Being in all of my relationships, I'm even more confused than I've ever been, I don't know if you ever really understand relationships. — Jamie Kennedy

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Cleanthes: The Fates guide the person who accepts them

The Fates guide the person who accepts them and hinder the person who resists them. — Cleanthes

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Various: snowy mountains are, and the sea, they say,

snowy mountains are, and the sea, they say, with the distant — Various

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Robert Breault: The wedding is where two people become one.

The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one. — Robert Breault

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By James E. Faust: True charity ought to begin in marriage, for

True charity ought to begin in marriage, for it is a relationship that must be rebuilt every day. — James E. Faust

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Pawan Mishra: A man wants too many things before marriage,

A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it. — Pawan Mishra

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Arthur Schopenhauer: Not to go to the theater is like

Not to go to the theater is like making one's toilet without a mirror. — Arthur Schopenhauer

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Kate Jacobs: Life isn't a straightforward climb up the ladder.

Life isn't a straightforward climb up the ladder. It can take a few slips to really gain perspective. — Kate Jacobs

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Terry Pratchett: [Dedication] To all the fighters for peace

[Dedication] To all the fighters for peace — Terry Pratchett

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: You know you've reached the end of a

You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Laura Kightlinger: I'm still going on bad dates when by

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage. — Laura Kightlinger

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Imran Khan: I have fruit trees. Cows for fresh milk,

I have fruit trees. Cows for fresh milk, yoghurt. My own wheat. I'm basically self-sufficient. — Imran Khan

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo: Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't

Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Pawan Mishra: Most of a husband's life is spent in

Most of a husband's life is spent in doing research on his wife. — Pawan Mishra

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Frank Skinner: I honestly thought my marriage would work because

I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one. — Frank Skinner

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Cathy Ladman: Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of

Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky. — Cathy Ladman

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Charles Erwin Wilson: The price of progress is trouble, and I

The price of progress is trouble, and I must be making a lot of progress. — Charles Erwin Wilson

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By H. Jackson Brown Jr.: Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Abigail Tarttelin: Sometimes things aren't what you think they are,

Sometimes things aren't what you think they are, and even when things seem really bad, it can work out. — Abigail Tarttelin

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Rachel Simon: And she'd felt an opening in her chest

And she'd felt an opening in her chest where she hadn't known anything was closed. — Rachel Simon

Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes By Moliere: Debts are nowadays like children begot with pleasure,

Debts are nowadays like children begot with pleasure, but brought forth in pain. — Moliere