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Those people digging around in the refrigerator at 3am, those are the only people I can write for.
And that, is me. — Haruki Murakami

I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything. — Jon Stewart

Winter, I wrote, was akin to living inside a refrigerator. — Okey Ndibe

A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house. — Demetri Martin

I would always be like this, I thought, the person who closed the refrigerator. — Emma Cline

When I open a refrigerator door and the light goes on, I want to perform. — Mickey Rooney

Family fun is as necessary to modern living as a kitchen refrigerator. — Walt Disney

I love my refrigerator. — Al Roker

I got a strength coach. My wife. She gets big chains, and at night she puts them around the refrigerator. They are so strong, I can't break them. — George Foreman

Shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator — Megan Boyle

You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user. — Tim Cook

I'm the classic absent-minded professor: I'm very focused on something, and meanwhile, I've left the refrigerator door open for hours. — Jewel

It's so freaking cold I'm about ready to jump in the refrigerator to warm myself. — Addison Moore

I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive ... The refrigerator. — Rodney Dangerfield

A cluttered refrigerator door is to a growing family what a wet nose is to a healthy dog. — Lori Borgman

If you mix vanilla extract with baking soda, the refrigerator smells fresh. — Fredrik Backman

Leftovers in their less visible form are called memories. Stored in the refrigerator of the mind and the cupboard of the heart. — Thomas Fuller

I hunt in the refrigerator and find some maple syrup. — E.L. James

Jesus, I smell like Jeffrey Dahmer's refrigerator. — Bill Bryson

I put my clothing into the refrigerator and the foods into my wardrobe; am I in love? — Munia Khan

To refrigerate a clock was an extremely violent act, not one I could explain to anyone. — Peter Carey

It says he's rich. It also says he's a scion. What the heck is a scion? Sounds like some kind of refrigerator or a car. — Jayne Castle

The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized. — Rich Hall

Some critics are emotionally desiccated, personally about as attractive as a year-old peach in a single girl's refrigerator. — Mel Brooks

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster? — Walt Mossberg

Since I travel so much, it's always great to be home. There's nothing like getting to raid my own refrigerator at two in the morning. — Amy Grant

Student food." His eyes went to the tomato on the sill. "Whatever's in the refrigerator over pasta. — Kim Harrison

I do twenty minutes every time the refrigerator door opens and the light comes on. — Debbie Reynolds

You've got to perform in a role hundreds of times. In keeping it fresh one can become a large, madly humming, demented refrigerator. — Ralph Richardson

No security guard can stop a refrigerator falling off a skyscraper. — Jadakiss

Anyone who's ever put a stamp on an envelope or a note on their refrigerator knows what it's like to make a collage. There's no esoteric technique. — Elliott Hundley

I may be able to spot arrowheads on the desert but a refrigerator is a jungle in which I am easily lost. — Edward T. Hall

I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er". — Mitch Hedberg

You don't want anybody walking into your house and taking a Gatorade out of your refrigerator, you've got to get in there and protect it. — Tyson Chandler

My heart is an empty refrigerator. — J.T. Lawrence

If your fridge is full this Christmas, use nature's refrigerator - your car! — Anthea Turner

We've already seen digital picture frames pre-loaded with viruses; I'm not eager to have my refrigerator hacked or my alarm clock turned against me. — Jamais Cascio

Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as 'too long. — Wes Locher

There is a method to the madness when it comes to placing everything in your refrigerator. — Khloe Kardashian

Like trying to keep a fatman out of the refrigerator. 'Lila — Robert M. Pirsig

proudly living in a refrigerator-sized apartment with three other students. — Kristan Higgins

You can no more keep a Martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. — Bernard DeVoto

In the restaurant business, there's the concept of pivot. Pivot to the stove, pivot to the refrigerator. — Tom Douglas

you can decide to get eggs from the refrigerator without craving them - and without getting upset if there are none left. — Rick Hanson

The game's in the refrigerator, the door's closed, the light's out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard and the Jell-O's jiggling, — Chick Hearn

It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator. — Hugh Allen

Wives and such are constantly filling up any refrigerator they have a claim on, even its ice-compartment, with irrelevant rubbish like food. — Kingsley Amis

Never put bananas in the refrigerator. — Roz Chast

The walls are white as the white suits, polished clean as a refrigerator door, and the black face and hands seem to float against it like a ghost. — Ken Kesey

My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on! — Davy Jones

Knights would have probably liked refrigerator magnets. — Demetri Martin

I tend to watch a lot of movies at home. It's nice to be close to the refrigerator with my pyjamas on and just relax. — Kathy Reichs

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. — Joey Adams

Spend at least as much time researching a stock as you would choosing a refrigerator. — Peter Lynch

I am someone who puts their takeout or leftovers into the Tupperware and stores it in the refrigerator overnight. — Jane Krakowski

My refrigerator is full of kale and greens. I can't imagine something greasy, or eating meat. — Pamela Anderson

My mom had Julia Child and 'The Fannie Farmer Cookbook' on top of the refrigerator, and she had a small repertoire of French dishes. — Anthony Bourdain

A barn owl was perched atop the refrigerator. — Elizabeth Bear

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow. — Jeff Foxworthy

Living on $6 a day means you have a refrigerator, a TV, a cell phone, your children can go to school. That's not possible on $1 a day. — Bill Gates

A refrigerator runs by converting the dust behind it into a peculiar mutant, reptilian substance. — Colin McEnroe

When a man's got cream in the refrigerator at home, he won't go out looking for two-percent butterfat. — Erma Bombeck

Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism. — Edward Abbey

My refrigerator is powerful. In fact, it has a direct link to my overall well-being. — Kris Carr

I like pop music. I also like the sound of a dying refrigerator. I can listen to that for an hour and a half if I'm in the mood. — Kyp Malone

For me, a kitchen is like science fiction. I only go there to open the refrigerator and take something out. — Ann-Margret

The Refrigerator" Perry: "I've been big ever since I was little. — Prince William

Aaron Burr was like a new refrigerator. He was bright, cold and empty. — Richard Brookhiser

Boys, they can't take my refrigerator now. They'll never get my car now. I paid cash for 'em and they're mine, and I'm keepin' 'em! — Patsy Cline

If your mother likes your drawing of a duck and hangs it on the refrigerator, that doesn't mean it's good."
"Snob," Sam said. — Michael Thomas Ford

Haikus are easy
But sometimes don't make sense
Refrigerator — Rolf Nelson

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds ... it makes ice. — Homer

You have to understand, the blood we drink every day to stay alive comes out of a jar in the refrigerator. It is the very definition of gross. — Tamara Summers

Franny, you are the genuine article. You are solid. You are certain. You are like a refrigerator. You hum. — Kate DiCamillo

It was a brave old world. — Mark A. Rayner

This is a haiku
Haiku's don't have to make sense
Refrigerator — Anonymous

It never happens that, when we go home and open the refrigerator, we see all infinitely many prime numbers there. — Kato

Her body is one big refrigerator, where Art is well stored. — Elfriede Jelinek

It's so much easier to shut the refrigerator door, which is totally a metaphor, I realize, for my life — Matthew Quick

Prouder than a preschooler showin' refrigerator art! — K.D. Harp

Giving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator. — Tim Barber

So are we going to eat some Boo Berry or what?" John said, leaping out of his seat and toward the refrigerator. — Eric Spitznagel

These kids [of the current generation] have no fear of technology ... sort of like I have no fear of a refrigerator. — Don Tapscott

I always have dashi in my refrigerator - it's the almighty Japanese ingredient. — Masaharu Morimoto

Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets. — Demetri Martin

I love cooking and one of my favourite things to do with my husband is open up the refrigerator. — Alicia Silverstone