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No, Paige. I am trying to help you.""Go to hell."
"I already exist on a level of hell."
"Exist on one that isn't near mine. — Samantha Shannon
You're a big, lovable teddy bear.
— Michael Grant
We're automatons in a symphony conducted by a lunatic and performed by blind idealists. Damon
— Eleni Papanou
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
— Josh Billings
Her skin was white as leprosy.
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge
He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously.
— Oliver Goldsmith
It's like a jolt of electricity, but worse.
— Lee Davidson
Sorry I'm so sarcastic. I feel really bad about it.
— Jennette McCurdy
A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of rejection? Nothing, really, except cry.
— E.L. Konigsburg
He is brilliant - to the top of his boots.
— David Lloyd George
Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?
— Oscar Wilde
I barely heard her muffled comment of "Yay," but the sarcastic jazz hands were hard to miss.
— Katie McGarry
If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.
— William Lashner
Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human?
— Heidi McLaughlin
Compassion: listening to a month's worth of snivelling when you break up with yet another asshole.
— Martyn V. Halm
And he raised his glass to her. It could have been a compliment. Or the most sarcastic gesture anyone had ever made to her.
— Lisa Kleypas
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
— George Carlin
I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.
— Rowan Atkinson
He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own.
— Margaret Halsey
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.
— Oscar Wilde
The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.
— John Green
He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop.
— Sydney Smith
I really have to befriend this asshole?" I whispered harshly to Dilmore "Yep." "Well thanks Dilmore this is going to turn out swell. — Charon Lloyd-Roberts
I really do mean to offend you, you know.
— Kaycee Browning
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
— Jean Baudrillard
The 100% American is 99% idiot.
— George Bernard Shaw
Really?""No. I'm being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember."
"Irony's cleverer, so you're probably being sarcastic. — Jonathan Stroud
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
— Will Smith
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Wes is Wes," Alastair said. "One in every family. I love him, but I think of him as a sarcastic pet.
— John Scalzi
He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright.
— Samuel Butler
Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.
— Pamela Anderson
She was kind of girl who'd eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts.
— Raymond Chandler
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
— Russell Lynes
I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.
— Oscar Wilde
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
— Mark Twain
If you don't understand it, it's art.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I sort of fell.""Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan
Christians rejected the need for proof to support belief in God, yet dismissed proof altogether when it was there.
— Kira Peikoff
Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova
