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I think it would be difficult to get drunk in China. I tried to drink some beer with chop sticks and it took me a whole day to finish one can.
— Jerry Snider
Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'
— Adam Ferrara
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
— Charlie Sheen
Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.
— Steve Coogan
Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy!
— Hannah Murray
I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
— Rowan Atkinson
Another day gone and no jokes.
— Flann O'Brien
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
— Dorothy Parker
When you live in a city, as I do, where violence is really in the streets, and people die every day, there's nothing funny about it.
— Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny.
— Roz Chast
It's funny how people who we fight with the most at the end of day are the ones that really got your back.
— Jasmine V
Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.
— Dave Barry
As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.
— Lord Chesterfield
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
— Timothy J. Russert
I've seen all the Judd Apatow movies, and I'd love to have a really funny little part in one of them some day.
— Miranda Cosgrove
Oh! That was poetry!" said Pippin. "Do you really mean to start before the break of day?
— J.R.R. Tolkien
The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach.
— Mark Hart