
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!" —
Mitch Hedberg

Because the passage of time becomes molasses when dealing with the death of a loved one. A month. A year. Two years. All the same. —
Anne Frasier

What he needed was to find fifty more people like him, who had stopped being themselves without realizing it. —
Jennifer Egan

Why should I write a play? I don't have to write a play, do I? But somehow, I think that's what I'm here for, so I'd better do it. —
Tom Stoppard

I went to my Congressman and he said quote quote, I'd like to help you son, but you're too young to vote. —
Eddie Cochran

It's my belief that sanity lies in realizing that reality is not exactly what we had in mind. —
Roy Blount Jr.

Every musical scene has a cycle. —
Paul Epworth

You don't have to be peculiar to find God. —
Evelyn Underhill