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That time had a funny way of dimming the edges of reality until only something blurry remained,
— Nicholas Sparks
Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.
— Natasha Leggero
A lot of reality shows tend to harp on the negative. The person isn't pretty enough or can't sing well enough or maybe isn't even funny enough.
— Bruce Nash
I do not think, Prospero,' he said, 'that one should attribute a very high degree of reality to your house.
— John Bellairs
It's funny when people say something is "unreal" about something that is, in reality, real. I'm so guilty of it, it's real!
— Ethan Luck
Human reality is often simultaneously somber and funny.
— Tom Robbins
It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.
— Rick Riordan
Soon she cried and farted herself to sleep.
— Louise Erdrich
The Zionist Tulsa Jew who's pugnacious is a reality. I grew up around it. And I think it's really, really funny and surprising and unlikely.
— Edward Norton
Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
Craziness was considered funny, like all other things that were in reality frightening and profoundly shameful.
— Margaret Atwood
I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.
— George Lopez
It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you watch them on a screen.
— Anthony Burgess
It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.)
— John Duover
Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am
-Luna Lovegood — J.K. Rowling
-Luna Lovegood — J.K. Rowling
I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
— Kristen Schaal
There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.
— Noel Fielding
Tell the truth, even if they do look at you funny.
— Holmes Osborne
Funny, when you finally faced reality, it was amazing how clearly you could see things.
— Mary Higgins Clark
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show ... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists.
— Tina Fey
But it's funny how the memory works and how sometimes we just belive whatever we want.
— Chris Bohjalian
Obviously she's the kind of woman who gives people the benefit of the doubt. I prefer to assume bad stuff first; correct it later.
— Heather Day Gilbert
The funny thing is, in reality we all just presume that life is going to happen when we wake up in the morning. What if it didn't?
— A. Antares
But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"
— Bill Bailey
Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows.
— Kelly Link
Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny.
— Stephan Attia
I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."
— Zach Galifianakis
Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor.
— William Goldman
It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out.
— C.S. Lewis
I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time.
— Robert Pattinson
The moment was surreal. A sometimes-autistic young man with two identities lecturing a room full of zombies on feelings and realities.
— Jonathan Friesen