
It was unbelievable, there was the dry-cleaning ticket again. There must be more than one. —
Edward St. Aubyn

Our eyes met in the math class. How were we to know that trigonometry would lead to matrimony? —
Sophie Kinsella

Listening to South Korean television was like looking in the mirror for the first time in your life and realizing you were unattractive. —
Barbara Demick

I represent a district in Nevada, a state that is home to more wild horses than all other states combined. —
Jon Porter

I was a healthy young man, and I thought I was invincible before I was diagnosed with kidney disease. —
Sean Elliott

I want you to know, that you deserve the best. You're beautiful. —
Lil' Wayne