Queen Funny Quotes: top 23 famous quotes about Queen Funny

Queen Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen ... Treat me like a queen and off with your head — Josh Stern

Radical Edwards's profile? He's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro hindu guru drag-queen alien.
-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script — Keiko Nobumoto

I've abused myself a lot over the years. But my voice is still intact - really, it's better. — Jimmy Cliff

I was raised Catholic, and I have an aversion to anyone who takes religion to the extreme. — Conor Oberst

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. — Donald J. Trump

In the house of the wise are stores of choice food and oil, but a foolish man devours all he has" (Proverbs 21:20, NIV). — Gary Chapman

Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!' — Russell Howard

I'm probably not very funny. The scripts just don't come in, or the ones that do aren't that good. I suppose I'm just an old drama queen, really. — Ray Winstone

Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones. — Wendy Higgins

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. — P. J. O'Rourke

And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two legs and small fangs, there was much that was feline in that one, and he approved. — Anne Bishop

Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body. — Kyle Adams

Great minds think alike-especially when they are female. — Christina Dodd

when your consciousness or mental attitude shifts, remarkable things begin to happen. That shift is the ultimate business tool and life tool. — Guy Spier

Without an enthusiasm of existence, the fullness of life is missed. — Lailah Gifty Akita

We can and do control the direction of our own evolution. — Jasmuheen

On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed. — Russell Brand

I like to think of my son as having an extra puzzle piece rather than missing one. — Stuart Duncan

It began, as it often does, with a woman putting her ducks in a row. — Sarah Blake

"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers? — Bill Bailey

I was created to fulfill a function and I failed in it. I negated my own existence. — Douglas Adams

Do you really think cards can tell us future??
No matter how you spread the cards but queen is always king ones..!! — Nikhil

For appearances. Now there's a lovely thing to die for. — Gerald Morris