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Queen Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Queen Funny Quotes By Josh Stern: Treat me like a king and I'll treat

Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen ... Treat me like a queen and off with your head — Josh Stern

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-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script — Keiko Nobumoto

Queen Funny Quotes By Jimmy Cliff: I've abused myself a lot over the years.

I've abused myself a lot over the years. But my voice is still intact - really, it's better. — Jimmy Cliff

Queen Funny Quotes By Conor Oberst: I was raised Catholic, and I have an

I was raised Catholic, and I have an aversion to anyone who takes religion to the extreme. — Conor Oberst

Queen Funny Quotes By Donald J. Trump: What separates the winners from the losers is

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. — Donald J. Trump

Queen Funny Quotes By Gary Chapman: In the house of the wise are stores

In the house of the wise are stores of choice food and oil, but a foolish man devours all he has" (Proverbs 21:20, NIV). — Gary Chapman

Queen Funny Quotes By Russell Howard: Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled

Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!' — Russell Howard

Queen Funny Quotes By Ray Winstone: I'm probably not very funny. The scripts just

I'm probably not very funny. The scripts just don't come in, or the ones that do aren't that good. I suppose I'm just an old drama queen, really. — Ray Winstone

Queen Funny Quotes By Wendy Higgins: Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones.

Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones. — Wendy Higgins

Queen Funny Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: If you are young and you drink a

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. — P. J. O'Rourke

Queen Funny Quotes By Anne Bishop: And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two

And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two legs and small fangs, there was much that was feline in that one, and he approved. — Anne Bishop

Queen Funny Quotes By Kyle Adams: Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns

Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body. — Kyle Adams

Queen Funny Quotes By Christina Dodd: Great minds think alike-especially when they are female.

Great minds think alike-especially when they are female. — Christina Dodd

Queen Funny Quotes By Guy Spier: when your consciousness or mental attitude shifts, remarkable

when your consciousness or mental attitude shifts, remarkable things begin to happen. That shift is the ultimate business tool and life tool. — Guy Spier

Queen Funny Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Without an enthusiasm of existence, the fullness of

Without an enthusiasm of existence, the fullness of life is missed. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Queen Funny Quotes By Jasmuheen: We can and do control the direction of

We can and do control the direction of our own evolution. — Jasmuheen

On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed. — Russell Brand

Queen Funny Quotes By Stuart Duncan: I like to think of my son as

I like to think of my son as having an extra puzzle piece rather than missing one. — Stuart Duncan

Queen Funny Quotes By Sarah Blake: It began, as it often does, with a

It began, as it often does, with a woman putting her ducks in a row. — Sarah Blake

Queen Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: "God save our gracious Queen": Why would we

"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers? — Bill Bailey

Queen Funny Quotes By Douglas Adams: I was created to fulfill a function and

I was created to fulfill a function and I failed in it. I negated my own existence. — Douglas Adams

Queen Funny Quotes By Nikhil: Do you really think cards can tell us

Do you really think cards can tell us future??
No matter how you spread the cards but queen is always king ones..!! — Nikhil

Queen Funny Quotes By Gerald Morris: For appearances. Now there's a lovely thing to

For appearances. Now there's a lovely thing to die for. — Gerald Morris