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I wanna cover more ground, get a bigger fan base. — Big Pun

See you when tea is hot. — Robert Anton Wilson

I know my rights."
"And I know you're wrong. — Scott Blagden

Immanuel isn't a pun; he Kant be! — Oscar Wilde

The man [Donald Trump] seems to out-trump himself - no pun intended - every time he speaks in his bid to win the Republican nomination. — Corri Wilson

If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the skies for extra testicles. — Kelli Jae Baeli

Sinister is Latin for 'left', making it the sort of enjoyable schoolboy pun that is such an advert for mixed-gender education. — Ben Aaronovitch

It requires genius to make a good pun - some men of bright parts can't reach it. — Hannah Cowley

One spear to start a war, one spear to prime them. One spear to bring them all and into bloodshed bind them. — Alis Franklin

Do what? Come up with a clever pun referencing Jerome's demonic status? The truth is, I usually keep a stash of them on hand and - — Richelle Mead

Never we sleep, a thug doesn't rest,
Cause a wise man said: it was a cousin of death. — Big Pun

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

The pun exists in a social and political void, caring nothing for the issues of its day, content merely to display itself in its small cleverness. — Arthur Smith

We are defined by what we believe in. Identity is shaped by what we believe is right. Culture is cultured, pun intended; by what we believe is right. — Hlovate

I'm mostly concentrating now on continuing to make history in Hip-Hop, making everybody proud of me, I'm not just a rapper now, I'm in history now. — Big Pun

I feel that I am entitled to trample all other considerations into the dirt in my pursuit of a satisfying pun. — Neal Stephenson

Violence existed before our music was even suggested. — Big Pun

Scholars, street knowledge, Carter kids stuck in the projects. — Big Pun

In the middle of Little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily — Big Pun

I think baseball - the baseball genre - is this mitt, to use a double pun there, to catch a whole bunch of themes. — Rachel Griffiths

When you awaken, your manhood will be taken. — Big Pun

Let me do five of those, and then some slower ones for those kids that can't understand what I'm sayin. — Big Pun

Live like the Kennedy's, above the law. — Big Pun

It's my world, I demand my respect. Give me your girl or get slapped in your neck. — Big Pun

I love puns. I've been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really is the highest form of humor. — Karin Slaughter

It is. If it's too late for me ... Well, I'll be damned - no pun intended - if I'll let them keep you out, too. — Stephenie Meyer

Mark you for death, won't even talk that East or West crap.
From Watts to Lefrak, it ain't where ya from, it's where's your gat. — Big Pun

Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored. — Eoin Colfer

I think; therefore, I am above average. — Michael Walton

God knows why - no pun intended - but every time I write a song, I feel a need to touch on religion. — Martin Gore

I'm pretty sure people thought I was like a dope rapper. — Big Pun

What I'm going for with the string arrangements for my Antarctic symphony is a pun here. — DJ Spooky

Celibacy sucks, no pun intended. — Lois Greiman

Obviously I struck gold with 'Deadwood.' No pun intended. — Jim Beaver

You're a bright girl, aren't you? No pun intended. — Joss Stirling

Apollo is hot, no pun intended. — Courtney

I don't want to be considered 'the Latino rapper.' — Big Pun

If you're truly psychedelic the difference between living and dying is quite immaterial. No pun intended. — Terence McKenna

The zoo lost its elephant again. It never forgets where to go. I found it in the middle of my room. — Brian Spellman

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. — Edgar Allan Poe

For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life. — Tim Vine

Stop your idiocy, Sandra, please. For once in your death. — Lauren Oliver

In Men in Black, it was a very small character, no pun intended. — Verne Troyer

I'd rather sell reefer than do pizza delivery. — Big Pun

I like the old wisdom
puns, riddles, spells, proverbs. — Mason Cooley

I hate puns. And, I'm tired of pardoning them. — Mark Lowry

I was in my element, excuse the pun. — Adele Rose

Would I laugh?"
"Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking. — Margaret Atwood

A pun is its own reword. — Valerie Estelle Frankel

Coincidence is a spiritual pun. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Always say 'no pun intended' to draw attention to the intended pun. — Teju Cole

It ain't really Czechoslovakian,' I said, coughing. 'We used to call it the Cheque. Like, you drink it up now, you pay for it later. — Esi Edugyan

Los vampiros," she whispered.
"Oh God, not the bloody vampires again," said Magnus. "No pun intended. — Cassandra Clare

I blow my own mind like Nirvana, and go the whole nine like Madonna. — Big Pun

Nietzsche had the Latin pun aut liberi, aut libri - either children or books, both information that carries through the centuries. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

I was confident, but I still loved a good stroking. Pun one hundred percent abso-fucking-lutely intended. — Laurel Ulen Curtis

There's no longevity, living off of negativity. — Big Pun

John Cusack and I have been friends since childhood, and the fact that we're in so many films together is, no pun intended, serendipitous. — Jeremy Piven

I feel like America would enjoy this pun about me... and closets. — Kelly Thompson

Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and I want to please you.' — Andrew Hudgins

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding, if you'll excuse the pun. — John Glover

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial — James Joyce

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first. — Oscar Levant

There's a lot of me in Captain Jack and there's a lot of Captain Jack in me. And there is no pun intended. — John Barrowman

Pick a side, Max. I feel like I'm living through some vampire romance where you can't be near me because my blood smells delicious. — Lucy Keating

You forgot to cross off anal sex."
"I tried it once. Didn't like it. If you're better at it, I'll have another crack." I paused. "No pun intended. — C.D. Reiss

I know these dirty cops that'll get us in if we murder some Wop. — Big Pun

Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret. — Big Pun

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh. — Aniruddha Sastikar

Power just makes you reject destiny and devour your fate. — Big Pun

In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot. — Arthur Koestler

I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on loads of panel shows and live off that forever. — Chris O'Dowd

My trigger got no heart. — Big Pun

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt. — C.L. Parker

I- I. Sorry. This is what my father would call a fucking unfortunate image. — Erin Bow

Of course they had more chains on him than Scrooge saw on Marley's ghost, but he could have kicked up dickens if he'd wanted. That's a pun, son. — Stephen King

You know, being bitten by a vampire one week before prom really sucks.
No pun intended. — Mari Mancusi

I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended. — Cassandra Clare

Diddley dee I have got to pee — Chris Howard

I never knew an enemy to puns who was not an ill-natured man. — Charles Lamb

I'm a living abortion. — Big Pun

Thatsh prieshts for you," said the old man wetly. "Nothing by torc, torc, torc. — Terry Pratchett

But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight. — Meg Cabot

The first album was 99 percent hard core to show you I was the best rhymer in the world. — Big Pun

My dominant (no pun intended) discourse seems to be needy as fuck. — Alexis Hall

I am thankful that my name in obnoxious to no pun. — William Shenstone

A first edition of Peter Pan appeared gift-wrapped on my bed - Lucy admitted that Asher had drafted her to help deliver that present. — Corrine Jackson

Everyone in the room stared at me like they expected me to grow fangs and sparkle. — Carrie Harris

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes. — Ryan North

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop. — Arthur Baer

Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire — Ambrose Bierce

Hmm, I wondered as I knocked on Stephan's door, would you call a mischievous young ghoul? A ghouligan? I snorted at my own pun. I cracked myself up. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

Strip those clowns down to nudity, shove the chrome where they doo doo be. — Big Pun

He that would make a pun would pick a pocket. — Patrick O'Brian

My poetic aspiration
Is to become,
A Jack of all styles
And a master of pun. — Clive Blake

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. — Doug Larson

I'll pun him so many puns that even his arrogance will finally be expunged. — Raymond Queneau

Battery never dies, the ghetto keeps me wise. — Big Pun

The room was rococo. I had a strong sense of gilt. — Eric Idle

Every swamp has a silted lining. — Brian Spellman