Punch Lines Quotes
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Punch Lines Quotes & Sayings
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My notion of a great novel is something like a five-hundred-page shaggy-dog story, with only the punch line omitted.
— Edward Abbey
Too many comics today ramble. By the time they get to the punch line, the audience has either gone to sleep, gone to the bathroom or gone to bed.
— Phyllis Diller
Life, it seems, delivers the best punch lines only after we've forgotten we were part of a joke.
— David Arnold
Dangling punch lines to forgotten stories remain in the language like the smile of the Cheshire cat.
— William Safire
In the end we're all just chalk lines on the concrete
Drawn only to be washed away
For the time that I've been given
I am what I am — Five Finger Death Punch
Drawn only to be washed away
For the time that I've been given
I am what I am — Five Finger Death Punch
I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.
— Jimmy Buffett