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I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic. — Richard Pryor

You're my addiction, Caitlin, keeping me sane at the same time as driving me crazy. — Lindsay J. Pryor

Like it or not, the people of Arkansas sent me to Washington to represent them in this great body. — Mark Pryor

There are art forms we don't know about yet that will be enabled by technology we haven't invented yet. — Michael Pryor

I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true. — Richard Pryor

There's a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has gone back underground. — Richard Pryor

You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool. — Richard Pryor

I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something. — Artie Lange

The rarity of what you hold is more powerful than you can imagine. It is a gift for humanity and the most lethal curse to the vampires. — Lindsay J. Pryor

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. — Richard Pryor

I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female people or gay people. — Richard Pryor

Countless emotions could be masked by the sexual act, but a kiss, the most intimate and passionate of exchanges, concealed nothing. — Lindsay J. Pryor

Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset
the comedians themselves. — Richard Pryor

I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me! — Richard Pryor

I'm a Democrat, but I'm really bipartisan - some people might say nonpartisan. — Mark Pryor

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at. — Richard Pryor

[Adoption] could turn you into an exquisite comedian. Ask Richard Pryor's ghost. — Keegan-Michael Key

I've always liked Richard Pryor. I've always responded to rhythmic profanity. — David Rees

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman. — Tracy Morgan

I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy. — Adam DeVine

'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after 'The Simpsons' came out. — Eric Andre

I'm not punishing you.'
'No?'
'No. You'd know if I was. Trust me. — Lindsay J. Pryor

If you ask me about women's lib, I say I don't even know what that is. — Richard Pryor

Tom Cotton voted against preparing America for pandemics like Ebola ... — Mark Pryor

I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit. — Richard Pryor

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star. — Richard Pryor

But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever. — Richard Pryor

Yes, I'm religious. God has shown me things, made certain ways clear to me. — Richard Pryor

I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever. — Richard Pryor

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells. — Richard Pryor

We die, you die. You die, we survive. I think there's a pecking order in that, don't you? — Lindsay J. Pryor

George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live. — Denis Leary

You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate. — Mark Pryor

Rebounding helps a lot with your ball skills, because you're able to go get the ball at a high point, which is what they want you to do in football. — Calvin Pryor

The MS really started going downhill in 1990. — Richard Pryor

You upped the ante with the wrong vampire, Caitlin. — Lindsay J. Pryor

I love show business. I wake up every morning and kiss it. — Richard Pryor

The first time I heard Richard Pryor, I knew he would be a major force in the world of comedy. — Bob Newhart

Even when I was a little kid, I always said I would be in the movies one day, and damned if I didn't make it. — Richard Pryor

I never really knew how to throw a football before, — Terrelle Pryor

When it comes to love, time is nothing more than a socially induced marker of validity. When you simply know, time becomes irrelevant. — Lindsay J. Pryor

I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me. — Marc Maron

When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way! — Richard Pryor

I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death. — Mike Epps

That's insanity. We must be good all the time. — Richard Pryor

Honey, five-years-olds say what they think. Knowing what to say and when is called being an adult. — Lindsay J. Pryor

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth? — Richard Pryor

Everyone carries around his own monsters.
Richard Pryor — Jonathan Maberry

I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me. — Mike Epps

Mike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn't already been the title of a Richard Pryor album? — Anthony Jeselnik

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst ... In other words, I had a life. — Richard Pryor

There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, 'You're doing a Jewish act.' — Alan King

If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and respect. — Richard Pryor

As a kid, I loved Paula Poundstone and Richard Pryor. But my mother was a huge influence on my comedy. — Tig Notaro

I see people as the nucleus of a great idea that hasn't come to be yet. — Richard Pryor

There's only so much temptation a vampire can take. — Lindsay J. Pryor

Last warning. I don't play nice. — Lindsay J. Pryor

It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and refused. — Richard Pryor

An ally in time of need is worth more than gold.
(Lady Rose quoting Scholar Tan) — Michael Pryor

A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo. — Richard Pryor

Most people that you talk to, they's intelligent. Like I said, "Most people." — Richard Pryor

I'm not for integration and I'm not against it. — Richard Pryor

Freebase? What's free about it? — Richard Pryor

Being able to write creatively or read creative fiction is the best way to exercise your imagination. — Michael Pryor

All humor is rooted in pain. — Richard Pryor

No man is above the law. — William H. Pryor Jr.

I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the abuse and suffering of animals. — Richard Pryor

If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'. — Richard Pryor

So after Another You I ran off to my very own piece of paradise, my home in Hana. — Richard Pryor

I was an only child. — Richard Pryor

I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So I went to work, taking any jobs I could get. — Richard Pryor

This was war: a vast machine that chewed up people. — Michael Pryor

As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me. — Christopher Moore

I believe you need to accept that just because something is different to you, it doesn't make it bad, a threat or the enemy. — Lindsay J. Pryor

I played three sports in high school, baseball, football and basketball. Baseball really helped me a lot. — Calvin Pryor

At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor. — Kevin Hart

Friends take up time, and I didn't have time. — Richard Pryor

I know that if I wasn't scared, something's wrong, because the thrill is what's scary. — Richard Pryor

Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes? — Richard Pryor

I went through every phone book in Africa, and I didn't find one god damned Pryor! — Richard Pryor

I'm more than twisted. I'm the worst kind of vampire ... But you're the one who's craving me, so what does that make you? — Lindsay J. Pryor

It wasn't enough. With that much damage, there was no way her blood would be effective quick enough. It would only delay the inevitable. — Lindsay J. Pryor

There's nothing worse than being an aging young person. — Richard Pryor

People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he's like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy. — Hannibal Buress

Aubrey Fitzwilliam hated being dead. It made things much harder than they needed to be. — Michael Pryor

Playing the martyr doesn't suit you, Leila.'
'Maybe not, but playing the complete and utter bastard clearly suits you. — Lindsay J. Pryor

I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club. — Elayne Boosler

You don't get to be old bein' no fool ... — Richard Pryor

My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too. — Richard Pryor

If peace had a smell,it would be the smell of a library full of old, leather-bound books. — Mark Pryor

You need me, Kane. Maybe even more than I need you. — Lindsay J. Pryor

I was given two weeks to walk again, so I hooked up with a trainer, and he ... had me walking. I'll never forget that, it was grueling. — Richard Pryor

Aubrey Fitzwilliam knew that crisis was another word for opportunity. — Michael Pryor

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. — Richard Pryor

But for the use of physical punishment by, and fear of their oppressors, animals would never be a part of a circus. — Richard Pryor

Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit. — Richard Pryor

Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw. — Richard Pryor

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour. — Richard Pryor

No, I'm not dying, and I sure ... ain't dead. — Richard Pryor

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star. — Richard Pryor