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Programming Funny Quotes By Judy Gold: As scary as it was being raised by

As scary as it was being raised by one Jewish mother, I have to feel for my kids because they have two Jewish mothers. — Judy Gold

Programming Funny Quotes By Bauvard: The amount of educational programming on television today

The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see gun violence. — Bauvard

Programming Funny Quotes By E. O. Wilson: In science, obsessiveness under psychological control can be

In science, obsessiveness under psychological control can be a virtue. — E. O. Wilson

Programming Funny Quotes By Evelyn Waugh: There is nothing to be gained by multiplying

There is nothing to be gained by multiplying social distinctions indefinitely. — Evelyn Waugh

Programming Funny Quotes By Alex Winter: My favorite favorites are people like Bunuel, Fellini

My favorite favorites are people like Bunuel, Fellini and Charlie Chaplin. — Alex Winter

Programming Funny Quotes By Branislav Nusic: First love is dangerous only when it is

First love is dangerous only when it is also the last. — Branislav Nusic

Programming Funny Quotes By Robin LaFevers: One heart cannot serve two masters.

One heart cannot serve two masters. — Robin LaFevers

Programming Funny Quotes By John Green: Ya'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to

Ya'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die. — John Green

Programming Funny Quotes By Nathan Myhrvold: Intellectual Ventures is a company that invests in

Intellectual Ventures is a company that invests in invention. — Nathan Myhrvold

Programming Funny Quotes By Francois Rabelais: But where are the snows of last year?

But where are the snows of last year? That was the greatest concern of Villon, the Parisian poet. — Francois Rabelais

Programming Funny Quotes By Alan Perlis: When someone says, "I want a programming language

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop. — Alan Perlis

Programming Funny Quotes By Edsger Dijkstra: If debugging is the process of removing software

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. — Edsger Dijkstra

Programming Funny Quotes By Nathan Myhrvold: Software sucks because users demand it to.

Software sucks because users demand it to. — Nathan Myhrvold

Programming Funny Quotes By Viktor Vekselberg: My personal opinion is that I'm in the

My personal opinion is that I'm in the media too much. I'm not a politician, I'm a businessman. I would like to be without any extra visibility. — Viktor Vekselberg