Programmatically Quotes

One's favorite book is as elusive as one's favorite pudding. — E. M. Forster

An owl sound wandered along the road with me.
I didn't hear it
I breathed it into my ears. — William Stafford

To sue to live, I find I seek to die;
And, seeking death, find life. — William Shakespeare

She has big ears like a monkey , she can probably hear really good! — Charise Mericle Harper

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan! — Chris Rock

How long can you pretend to be something before you aren't pretending anymore? — Daniel Abraham