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I stared at him. David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie. — Jesse Petersen

It was massive. A blurting, busting, backfire! A flabbergasting, fire-breathing, flub-explosion! A propelling, paint-stripping, prison-break! — Ferguson Fartworthy

There is a sort of jealousy which needs very little fire: it is hardly a passion, but a blight bred in the cloudy, damp despondency of uneasy egoism. — George Eliot

Fill your heart with kindness and love; you will never be poor again. — Debasish Mridha

It is better to work in a prison than to live in one. — Brenda Winters

While writing is like a joyful release, editing is a prison where the bars are my former intentions and the abusive warden my own neuroticism. — Tiffany Madison

Will you treat people who make you miserable, as prison guards, or travel agents? — Leslie Miklosy

The slang for the rectum is "prison wallet". — Mary Roach

Even sentenced to twenty-five years in prison Ted didn't get what he deserved. Maybe his prison mates would give it to him. — Suzie Ivy

I was kind of excited to go to jail for the first time and I learnt some great dialogue. — Quentin Tarantino

There is a tremendous amount of farting in prison. — Charlie Engle

Flynn Rider: Frying pans... who knew, right? — Walt Disney Company

When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them. — Natalya Vorobyova

I like visiting people in prison. I can say whatever I want to them, and they can't do anything about it. — Brandon Sanderson

Prison is like high school with knives. — Raegan Butcher

Humanism and Divinity are as complementary to one another in theorder of culture, as are Nature and Grace in the order of being. — Christopher Dawson

Writing across genres has made me more prolific. When one is fighting me or simply not cutting it, I turn to another. — Julianna Baggott

Lincoln had a stubborn concern for first principles. — Richard Brookhiser

I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, but in this case our prison felt, rather anticlimactically, like an office. — William Ritter

Did I mention Indian weddings last seven days? There are prison sentences that run shorter than Indian weddings. — Scaachi Koul

He's stubborn," Tux warned in a singsong tone.
"Stay out of this," Mark spat.
"And touchy," Tux added. — Brandon Mull

Overdrive for a girl I barely know, all because she's the first person I've met who seems to speak my language. A few words of it anyway. — Jennifer Niven

Lack of skill dictates economy of style. — Joey Ramone

If you would reform the world from its errors and vices, begin by enlisting the mothers. — Charles Simmons

Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ... and he's in prison ... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat. — Bill Watterson

Some murders are well worth their prison term. — Morrissey

He only deserves to be remembered by posterity who treasures up and preserves the history of his ancestors. — Edmund Burke

A slippage, what has not come to pass or what has passed, a bit of nothingness or a bit of everything if one considers all a slip of paper might hold. — Meia Geddes

Bad breath and butt smell; that is prison, in a nutshell. — Raegan Butcher