Kevin Hearne Quotes
Top 100 wise famous quotes and sayings by Kevin Hearne
Kevin Hearne Famous Quotes & Sayings
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Do you think I'm some sort of sex-starved loser?" "Well, you are American." "What!" Great festering tapir tits, that was a stupid thing to say.
Oberon "Holy revelations Druidman! She's on to us!"
Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right! Quick, to the Geekmobile!
Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right! Quick, to the Geekmobile!
Gibbering case of Oh, Shit! I believe that's a bona fide psychological term; if it isn't, it should be.
Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man.
I'm going to stick it to them.
I'm going to stick it to them.
What? Who? You can't throw around pronouns like that without their antecedents if you want people to follow you.
The answer to enemies who heal annoyingly fast is always, always decapitation. That is why swords will never go out of style.
We should be going in there with a thousand naked warriors who fight like wet cats with dodgy bowls.
What I'd truly been avoiding was love, the strongest binding there is, and the pain that scrapes at your insides when the bond is forcefully broken.
wooden plaque hangs from a nail, reading THE MASTER IS OUT, and I shake my head and flip it around. The other side also says THE MASTER IS OUT.
Demons smell like ass - nasty ass that slithers down your throat, finds your gag reflex, and sits on it with authority.
Bitch," he growls, immediately grasping for the world that most men do when they encounter a woman they can't control.
The sun cannot shine as bright without a proper darkness to counter it.
The world had gone a bit gray.
The world had gone a bit gray.
I just shook hands with a naked goddess. What was that she called you? She-ya-han? Does that mean dumbass in Old Irish or something?
It's not like the Middle Ages, when you had the Church and the aristocracy keeping everything nice and stagnant.
Being immortal did not make me invincible. Look at what the Bacchants did to that poor Orpheus fella.
Giving a witch your body fluids is akin to slicing off a choice cut of your buttocks and offering it to a werewolf.
They'll have to bring in Mulder an' Scully, because there ain't no CSI on the planet that'll ever be able to explain this.
Peace be with you," I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, "and asskicking be with me.
So after I killed him and stowed his body next to the doe, I sampled his smoothie concoction in the parking lot and found it to be quite delicious.
Falling in love is like that: you always feel like a dumbass at some point, even if you know it's coming - it's unavoidable.
Other people in my life right now, who help me forget all the other people I have buried or lost: They are truly magic for me.
It is a catalyst for suicide and untold other acts of selfishness and stupidity. I cannot think of a more poisonous emotion.
Horns honked in our wake, and people stomped on their brakes at the sight of a black Mustang being pursued by an airborne chariot.
She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion.
Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.
Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones.
You killed my father," he snorted in a basso profundo rumble. "Prepare to die!" "Inigo Montoya? Is that you?
With dogs you just go up and smell their asses and you know where you stand. It's so much easier. Why can't humans do that?
The gods damn you, look what you've done! If I want to grow this back, I'll have to endure the most terrifying sex imaginable! Gaahhhhhhh!
People today think ancient Egypt was ineffably cool. I blame this misconception on hieroglyphics and (to a lesser extent) on the Bangles.
Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.
At this point we hated each other as much as it was possible for two Irishmen to do-and that's quite a bit.
Anyone who's ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there's a whole lot more bear than teddy to it.
You're going to need a dann big can of big spray! Or maybe a rocket-propelled grenade. I have one in the garage, you want it?