Poop Quotes
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Poop Quotes & Sayings
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What if you need to poop?" she asked instead.
— Brandon Sanderson
We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop.
— Robyn Peterman
FYI, it isn't how I suspected. If you eat enough Cheetos you will NOT actually poop an extra-large Cheeto.
— Felicia Day
Some countries have more water than others - some can afford to use clean water to flush their poop away, and some can't.
— Rose George
Why are we here?", Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.
— Leopold Butters Stotch
Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your shoe got poop on it.
— Iyanla Vanzant
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
— Tyler Posey
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Putting Windows [3.11] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple [horse poop].
— Scott McNealy
We were all in a tight group on the poop looking at her.
— Joseph Conrad
Hey, if you poop on my blankets ... ""Please. War gods do not poop on blankets..Well except for that one time.. — Rick Riordan
I poop in the backyard ... I wear disposable diapers.
— David Duchovny
Drivin' the green train I'm all like, Choo-choo! Choo-choo! Can't catch me! - Oh, poop! A
— Rick Riordan
We can't buy cereal with marshmallows because it makes my poop blue.
— Adrienne Wilder
And maybe leprechauns will poop rainbows on your pillow.
— Chloe Neill
Everybody looks at their poop.
— Oprah Winfrey
How do you poop? Where does it go? If you get more prestigious as you go down, aren't you shitting on the upper classes?
— Alanea Alder
It's not poop, it's chocolate ... just don't try to eat it because it's full of E. coli.
— L. H. Cosway
It's not something you tell your single best friend. It'd be like rubbing your nose in the poop of my happiness.
— Shannon Hale
For $425 you can buy pills containing real gold that make your poop sparkle. How have I lived this long without sparkly poop?
— Michael Makai
Whenever I feel nervous, I feel like I have to poop.
— Kendra Wilkinson
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.
— Ryan Hansen
I can make it." He grabbed a pale blue tie that wasn't too thick. "You've got coffee?" "Does a pig poop?
— Faleena Hopkins
Marketing is essentially about feeding the poop back to diners fast enough to make them think they're still getting real food.
— Douglas Coupland
A man who can set out in a cab for a fancy-dress ball and not get there is manifestly a poop of no common order.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?
— Tom Robbins
Sometimes, music is like poop. It just has to come out.
— Mark Salling
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
— Craig Benzine
Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant.— Guy Kawasaki
Tomorrow I'll take you out to see the gold beetles. They're amazing: they eat dirt and poop out gold ore.
— Lev Grossman
Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.
— Sandra Bullock
Ram it up your poop chute.
— Frank Zappa
The Universe is picking us off one by one. Yesterday part of the poop deck went, and with it all the toilets.
— Stanislaw Lem
The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.
— Pat Paulsen
When Holding, clinging to the poop with five others,
— Joan Druett
I have a natural propensity to work on big piles of poop.
— Robert Pattinson
Life is a stew, and pot is poop.If someone stirred even a teeny-bit of poop in the stew, would you really want to eat it?
— Maria Semple
I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop,
— Ted Nugent
When I see a dictionary on my desk I feel like I'm looking at some strange dog leaving a twisty piece of poop on our lawn out back.
— Haruki Murakami
If you were up to your neck in cat vomit and someone threw dog poop at you would you duck?
— Joel Samaha
When visiting the Grand Canyon, make sure you hike into the canyon. And be careful not to fall or step in mule poop.
— McKenna Shay
One side sticks to the facts, and the other side is close to playing with its poop.
— Keith Olbermann
And the feasts on the poop and the musicians.
— C.S. Lewis
As a Minnesota agency nurse said, We are not just bed-making, drink-serving, poop-wiping, medication-passing assistants. We are much more.
— Alexandra Robbins
It looks hard," said Michael. "Not squishy like poop.
— Gary D. Robson
The great thing about having a bunch of kids is they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go poop!
— Angelina Jolie
You are all made of real poop.
— Anne Frank
You think, "Aw man, I would never want somebody else's poop on my hand," but when it's your child, "Oh, it's not that bad, I'll just wash it off."
— Richard Sherman
Excuse me, sir, you got dog poop on your shoe.
— James Patterson
This was a true pants-pooping moment.
— Dinah Katt
Maybe that is the real reason why I don't want children: so that I don't have to touch another person's poop for the rest of my life.
— Kunal Nayyar
My most smelly job was at a kennels and cattery, and I basically spent all day scooping poop.
— Sara Cox
Did he really just poop a rainbow? Seriously, did that just happen? Because I saw it happen.
— Sarah Beth Durst
Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
— Mark Hoppus
And onto the screen pops a couple of housewives who start having a poop fit when they see how clean their new dish soap got the dinner plates
— David James Duncan
The motor-car went Poop-poop-poop, As it raced along the road. Who was it steered it into a pond? Ingenious Mr. Toad!
— Kenneth Grahame
Life is my greatest enemy.
— Kevin Mcpherson Eckhoff
She depended on him to smooth her brow when her shit-on-a-stick life got too covered in poop sprinkles.
— Jean Oram
I do not care about the greatest good for the greatest number ... Most people are poop-heads I do not care about them at all.
— James Alan Gardner
Dogs are angels full of poop.
— Oliver Gaspirtz
And it's been so long since most of our boys have sailed they hardly know a poop deck from a chamber pot!
— Andrew Peterson
