Poetry Humor Quotes
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Poetry Humor Quotes & Sayings
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I put a chameleon on a red dildo... He blushed
— Bo Burnham
I USED TOmake love.
Now I
Make coffee. — Chocolate Waters
Are you just a car salesman or are you a poet too?" "I've never been accused of poetry before.
— Robert Charles Wilson
Give a poet a pen
— A. Jarrell Hayes
I wonder if a fish'sOne and only wish is
That other fish will never say,
This fish is sure delicious! — Brian Rock
Really, for all the poetry in the world on the subject, when you get right down to it, it's mostly just boom! penis vagina.
— Martin Leicht
I'm going to become a beat poet and a lesbian!
— Benjamin R. Smith
I can't even make up a rhyme about an umbrella, let alone death and life and eternal peace.
— Knut Hamsun
Poetry is not an art, it's a symptom.
— Michele Brenton
Apollo was god of poetry as well as archery, and I'd heard him recite in person. I'd almost rather get shot by an arrow
— Rick Riordan
Did the harebell loose her girdleTo the lover bee,
Would the bee the harebell hallow
Much as formerly? — Emily Dickinson
Don't trust the heart, it wants your blood.
— Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday?
— Sherley Mondesir-Prescott
The morning slathers its whateveracross the thing. — Michael Robbins
Should I get married? Should I be good?
— Gregory Corso
I was compared to Charles Bukowski yesterday. It was the best and worst compliment I've ever gotten.
— Rosa Sophia
All of those who ask for, request or demand a title of this book will be asked to return it immediately.
— Theodore Ficklestein
How do god fit him ass in them jeans when he is, in fact, Everywhere
— Patricia Lockwood
The color of her eyes was mossy gold. It make me want to write crap poetry and hire a skywriter. Quinn Sullivan
— Penny Reid
Maybe tranquility is the dirt under my nails. I know it's there but I never feel like digging it out.
— Casey Renee Kiser
SAY EXACTLYwhat you think
until you find that
no one is listening
then say
something else — Chocolate Waters
Free from ivory-towerthe pencil twirls
across the footpath — Santosh Kalwar
There is nothing like scrubbing toilets for a living to make you question the choices you have made in life.
— Raegan Butcher
Poetry is the purest form of insanity.
— Augusta Jane Evans
We have seen the best minds of our generation destroyed by boredom at poetry readings.
— Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Failure: the renewable resource.
— Kay Ryan
Now Leroux, what think youOf this twist to the story? — E.A. Bucchianeri
Oh, precious losing streak,you're too cute for your own good.
I try to laugh about it
but my face is made of wood. — Casey Renee Kiser
The German language is so sonorous, isn't it? Beautiful language ... the language of poetry. Angry, angry poetry.
— John Oliver
During our first date,I wanted to hold your hand so bad
I almost cut mine off
and threw it at you
to see if you would catch it — Colin Gilbert
The poet is a faker / Who's so good at his act / He even fakes the pain / Of pain he feels in fact.
— Fernando Pessoa
And when they dusted my mind for your fingerprints they found yours.
— Shannon L. Alder
I'm Reginald Clark, I'm afraid of the darkSo please do not close this book on me. — Shel Silverstein
Sir U fell down from a speeding train,Which did some damage to his brain,
And after that he did not know
How to pronounce the letter O. — Edward Gorey
That was not sex. That was naked poetry.
— Hank Moody
I take this continent with me into the grave.
— Ray Bradbury
Violence can read like poetry. You just have to describe the act as if you're in love with the way your characters bleed.
— F.K. Preston
I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I'll never be sane.
— Allen Ginsberg
I'll let no man in, unless of course, he knocks. Walk right in to my heart with a thousand locks. — Casey Renee Kiser
Prior to Wordsworth, humor was an essential part of poetry. I mean, they don't call them Shakespeare comedies for nothing.
— William Collins
It was a scary thought. A man could be surrounded by poetry reading and not know it.
— Richard Russo
Stars in the night,' he said. 'Something something something something, some delight
— Philippa Gregory
Bad breath and butt smell; that is prison, in a nutshell.
— Raegan Butcher
Also, it was the morning and it seemed a little odd to be thinking about poetry before luncheon.
— Barbara Pym
And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful!
— Charles Baudelaire
A fool will always find banana skins
— Robert Priest
I think I love humor in poetry, but not that slapstick cheap easy humor, but that uncomfortable, "did she say that out loud?" kind of humor.
— Victoria Chang
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
You think road-kill is poetry!
— Jonathan Dunne
Honesty and Poetry are the same thing
— Arthur Conan Doyle
A word a day keep's the 'head' doctor away!
— Carol Robi
A politician is an arse uponwhich everyone has sat except a man — E. E. Cummings
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
— Robert Frost
Do lawyers read poetry?
— Kestral M. Gaian
You can only master something by loving it.
— Lera Auerbach
I hear they make greeting cards now to thank your therapist ... for NOTHING — Casey Renee Kiser
Can't even sleep through the night without you and those sun-dried ginger ale complected limbs crocheted into my thighs ...
— Brandi L. Bates
It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day.
— Dorothy Parker
