Poet Humor Quotes: top 26 famous quotes about Poet Humor

Poet Humor Quotes & Sayings

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Are you just a car salesman or are you a poet too?" "I've never been accused of poetry before. — Robert Charles Wilson

Give a poet a pen — A. Jarrell Hayes

[He stared into the camera] like some sort of an animal gazing from across the back of its sty. (On Winston Churchill) — Cecil Beaton

I'm going to become a beat poet and a lesbian! — Benjamin R. Smith

I could make a poet out of far less promising material. I could make a poet out of two sticks and a piece of orange peel. — P.G. Wodehouse

Poetry is not an art, it's a symptom. — Michele Brenton

Someone asked me when is my birthday?
The poet inside me replied,
My birthday is on the last day of the year,
It's 31st December my dear! — Anamika Mishra

I thought equality was non-negotiable. — Lady Gaga

Time changes nothing, girl, but the size of your underwear ... and hopefully your hairdo. — Minton Sparks

Philip Larkin has a tough honesty and sense of humor that I find irresistible, as a contemporary poet. — Robert Morgan

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot. — Salvador Dali

The poet is a faker / Who's so good at his act / He even fakes the pain / Of pain he feels in fact. — Fernando Pessoa

I'm a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them. — Aleister Crowley

And a smaller, sad, little-dead-poet sphere with acne scars spins around us lighting the night ... — N.D. Wilson

Start by doing what is necessary, then what is possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. — Francis Of Assisi

Oh God, my stomach must have won a medal- it's doing a lap of honour now. — Ali McNamara

Grumblers deserve to be operated upon surgically; their trouble is usually chronic. — Douglas William Jerrold

Money is a better tonic than Geritol. — Mason Cooley

Why our poet chose to give his 1958 hurricane a little-used Spanish name sometimes given to parrots) instead of Linda or Lois, is not clear. — Vladimir Nabokov

Grief is a mystery to be lived through, not a problem to be solved, — Emily Giffin

What an ornament and safeguard is humor! Far better than wit for a poet and writer. It is a genius itself, and so defends from the insanities. — Walter Scott

I really miss a lot of my friends out there. — Tiger Woods

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. — Oscar Wilde

There is no confusion like the confusion of a simple mind ... — F Scott Fitzgerald

I have to say, as a showrunner, being niche-y is kind of a great thing. — Matt Nix

I am a poet
writing frenetic free verse
I am pretentious — Michael H. Hanson