Pms Quotes
Collection of top 50 famous quotes about Pms
Pms Quotes & Sayings
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Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That's why men are so good at fighting wars; they learned Escape and Evade at home.
— Linda Howard
It was as if vampirism carried with it a crampless case of rattlesnake PMS.
— Christopher Moore
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
— Roseanne Barr
It's okay. I'm just in a weird mood. Have you ever had a feeling like something was about to happen?"
"Of course," Kat replied. "It's called PMS. — Dianne Sylvan
"Of course," Kat replied. "It's called PMS. — Dianne Sylvan
India is a democratic country & anyone can become a PM.
— Narendra Modi
The respect that I have got is not for Narendra Modi or the PM of India. It is respect for the people of India.
— Narendra Modi
I have terrible PMS. I just went a little crazy.
— Melanie Griffith
I was feeling particularly nasty tonight. Or maybe it was the darkness in me. Sort of PMS on crack.
— Shea MacLeod
The hormonal interplay inside a woman's head creates her reality. Her hormones tell her day to day what's important. They mold her desires and values.
— Abhijit Naskar
It was a tough choice [of PM]. I voted for a Scotsman.
— Michael Gove
Im sorry it's just a little case of PMS that's all ... Im just one big emotional wreck ... Could you guys go get me some Midol and a Snicker
— Shawn Wayans
PMS? You're damned right I have PMS! It stands for Pass My Shotgun, which means you'd better sleep with one eye open, buster.
— Jane Graves
I can be in the worst PMS, Mercury in retrograde, most awful circumstance - and then if my girlfriends and I are giggling about it, everything's okay.
— Alanis Morissette
If ever there was a time for a PM ready and able to do the job from day one, this is it.
— Theresa May
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
— Roseanne Barr
Once a month, some women act like men act all the time.
— Robert A. Heinlein
When women came up with PMS, men came up with ESPN.
— Joan Of Arc
Whatever position we may rise to, be it of MP, CM or PM, nothing can teach us the way villages can ...
— Narendra Modi
Effective PMs simply consider more alternatives before giving up than other people do.
— Scott Berkun
For you I am neither the PM or CM. Our bond is a bond of affection and I am your sevak.
— Narendra Modi
Can guys get PMS?"
"More like MBHS," Gabi replies. "Male Butt-Hole Syndrome. It's an epidemic. — Rachel Harris
"More like MBHS," Gabi replies. "Male Butt-Hole Syndrome. It's an epidemic. — Rachel Harris
I have two daughters, it really means a lot to me to have two women standing now and being the PM.
— Iain Duncan Smith
Deal with it, get over it, live it, it's life, it's a woman and it will bleed and have pms.
— Himmilicious
Look guys, I am your worst nightmare. I'm a woman with a badge, a gun, and PMS. Are you really sure you want to piss me off any more tonight?
— K.V. McMillan
How can I know who's PM or in government in Sweden? It's been 40 years since I moved abroad! Oh!
— Anita Ekberg
I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam.
— Lois Greiman
If Jesus ever had PMS, he totally would have sinned.
— Jackie Robinson
'Powell movement.' What do you think 'PM' stands for?
— Jon Stewart
It is not that the people want a BJP government or Modi as PM. The Nation wants to teach a lesson to those who have ruined the nation.
— Narendra Modi
Great, he was going to have PMS for at least a few days. Pissy Man Syndrome.
— Chelsea M. Cameron
That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He barked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside.
— H.M. Ward
Mom says it's because she has PMS.
Do you even know what that means?
I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome — Nicholas Sparks
Do you even know what that means?
I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome — Nicholas Sparks
I will love you forever" swears the poet. I find this easy to swear too. "I will love you at 4:15 pm next Tuesday" - Is that still as easy?
— W. H. Auden
I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.
— Dannika Dark
You gotta have some balls to be a female PM in England
— Winston Churchill
Male jealousy is the equivalent to PMS in my opinion. So just go about your business until his cycle passes.
— Shelli Stevens
Know why PMS is called PMS?" "Don't you dare," she threatened. "Only women can tell PMS jokes." "Because 'mad cow disease' was already taken.
— Linda Howard
No interviews without appointments except between nine and ten PM on the second Saturdays.
— C.S. Lewis
Put your hands where I can see 'em, so they look like 12 PM
On the dot, see this Glock? Don't make me give these shells freedom. — Elzhi
On the dot, see this Glock? Don't make me give these shells freedom. — Elzhi
I've been stung by bees before, but it's never been this bad. It's like having PMS bloat throughout my whole body instead of just my midsection.
— Cat Patrick
Got those moods a swinging, tears a slinging, nothing fits me, when it hits me, ranting, raving, misbehaving, PMS blues.
— Dolly Parton
I'm sorry for croaking at you this evening. This is PM, I'm Eddie Mair: the walrus of news.
— Eddie Mair
If you've got some news that you don't want to get noticed, put it out Friday afternoon 4:00 pm.
— David Gergen
He so must have male PMS. And it really does exist 'cause I glanced at an article about it online once.
— Lindy Zart
Do not blame my tone of voice, my lack of patience, or my bad mood on PMS. It's not my period that's my problem.
— Jenny O'Connell
A startled giggle burst out of me. Paranormal Management Society. PMS. I hadn't even thought of it like that.
— Rachel Hawkins
Also, I hear chocolate works well for PMS.
— Becca Fitzpatrick