Plumber Quotes & Sayings
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Exactly! What kind of
plumber has pristine nails?"
"A smart one. —
Shelly Laurenston

Sweetie, there's nothing 'just' about being a
plumber. We are literally the person everyone calls when the shit hits the floor. —
Tracy Ewens

This is 1987. A girl can be whatever she wants to be." "I know," said Ray. "My mums a
plumber. —
David Bischoff

There's lots of different feminist groups. It's not as straightforward as just looking like a
plumber. —
Jo Brand

Not only is there no God, but try finding a
plumber on Sunday. —
Woody Allen

When you hire a
plumber because no hot water is coming out of the kitchen sink faucet, you need to go to the water heater, not the faucet. —
Joe Wurzelbacher

God is not a Sunday
plumber - he's always available ... —
John Geddes

There's no greater bliss in life than when the
plumber eventually comes to unblock your drains. No writer can give that sort of pleasure. —
Victoria Glendinning

It looked like something the Hemlock needed, or a piece of equipment a
plumber had left behind. It looked like none of your business. —
Lemony Snicket

I used to tell people my father was a
plumber, because that would mean we had a normal life. —
Nell Newman

The
plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. —
Frank Zappa

Writer's block? I've never heard of a
plumber complain about
plumber's block. —
Robert B. Parker

The practice of medicine is a thinker's art the practice of surgery a
plumber's. —
Martin H. Fischer

Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a
plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman. —
Bela Lugosi

So if he'd been a
plumber, _ _ would've been about toilets?
Left blank to avoid spoilers but this is just too funny —
Jeri Smith-Ready

What did my parents say when I told them I wanted to be an actor? 'Be a
plumber.' —
Samuel West

The
plumber plodded along in silence, like a man who has learned to be polite to lunatics through dealing with civil engineers. —
Lindsey Davis

Your father? What he do? He no
plumber, is he? I no trust
plumbers. Or Disney World. Working with mice, very shameful. —
Ana Huang

Would people applaud me if I was a good
plumber? —
Marlon Brando

I never planned on being a
plumber. —
Scott Caan

My dad was a
plumber, and my mom was on and off again, either a stay-at-home mom or working with the disabled as a visiting-nurse assistant. —
Craig Thompson

My mother hoped I'd be a
plumber. —
Richard Flanagan

Or, if the Sun wrote it, Poofter
Plumber goes Postal in Potter's Bar. —
J.L. Merrow

If your work is deathwork, one weapon is not enough, just as a
plumber would not answer an urgent service call with a single wrench. —
Dean Koontz

There are far too many people in university in Britain. If you want to make money, be a
plumber. —
Felix Dennis

I'm going to strip my way through
plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie? —
Rebecca Murphy

I am a
plumber. Just a
plumber. —
Joe Wurzelbacher
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If I had it [life] to do all over again, I'd have been a
plumber. —
Albert Einstein

Prince or commoner, tenor or bass,
Painter or
plumber or never-do-well,
Do me a favor and shut your face -
Poets alone should kiss and tell. —
Dorothy Parker

If Michael Jordan was a damn
plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good. —
Charles Barkley

For me, the sexiest men don't know they're drop-dead gorgeous. Not that I'd ever rule out a pot-bellied
plumber in the right circumstances. —
Natalie Dormer

If you are a
plumber, you can work on a shed, or you can work on a mansion. It's just scale. —
Martin Freeman

If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a
plumber today. —
Barry Mann

My mother loves to remind me that about the age of four, I made a somewhat formal announcement that I was going to be a
plumber when I grew up. —
Stella Young

Let's say I was a
plumber, or I worked at a factory, I would download music, you feel what I'm saying? —
Obie Trice

When we think of an actor, we think of a tanned, frosted-tipped, model-looking guy. We don't think of a
plumber. —
Nick Offerman