Plumber Quotes

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source. — Arthur Baer

I wanted to be a plumber. — Robert Goulet

Human society is ninety percent muck that won't disperse to the appropriate location that's why I chose the profession of plumber. — Rose Tremain

Don't expect Barton Biggs to be offering his market insights on 'Bloomberg News' anytime soon. His plumber, maybe. — Alex Berenson

I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend. — Woody Allen

[To her frequently needed plumber:] How would you like to be adopted? I'm sure it would be cheaper. — Mary Roberts Rinehart

If I could do it all again, I'd be a plumber. — Albert Einstein

Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime! — Stephen Colbert

Remember that 'plumber in space' is not such a bad setup for a story. — Stephen King

One of the best sleight-of-hand guys I know is a plumber. — Ricky Jay

If you're just going to meet consumer or clients' demands, you might as well be a plumber - the work will be more frequently available. — Jay Maisel

My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks, so not too glamorous. — Shaun White

It's still about the women. It's not called Desperate Plumber. People are more interested in cat fights. — James Denton

I have created myself a soul, big as the world, that leaks all over, and I have to keep calling for the plumber. — Anais Nin

Anybody who has doubts about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one. — George Meany

Exactly! What kind of plumber has pristine nails?"
"A smart one. — Shelly Laurenston

Sweetie, there's nothing 'just' about being a plumber. We are literally the person everyone calls when the shit hits the floor. — Tracy Ewens

This is 1987. A girl can be whatever she wants to be." "I know," said Ray. "My mums a plumber. — David Bischoff

There's lots of different feminist groups. It's not as straightforward as just looking like a plumber. — Jo Brand

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. — Woody Allen

When you hire a plumber because no hot water is coming out of the kitchen sink faucet, you need to go to the water heater, not the faucet. — Joe Wurzelbacher

God is not a Sunday plumber - he's always available ... — John Geddes

There's no greater bliss in life than when the plumber eventually comes to unblock your drains. No writer can give that sort of pleasure. — Victoria Glendinning

It looked like something the Hemlock needed, or a piece of equipment a plumber had left behind. It looked like none of your business. — Lemony Snicket

I used to tell people my father was a plumber, because that would mean we had a normal life. — Nell Newman

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. — Frank Zappa

Writer's block? I've never heard of a plumber complain about plumber's block. — Robert B. Parker

The practice of medicine is a thinker's art the practice of surgery a plumber's. — Martin H. Fischer

Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman. — Bela Lugosi

So if he'd been a plumber, _ _ would've been about toilets?
Left blank to avoid spoilers but this is just too funny — Jeri Smith-Ready

What did my parents say when I told them I wanted to be an actor? 'Be a plumber.' — Samuel West

The plumber plodded along in silence, like a man who has learned to be polite to lunatics through dealing with civil engineers. — Lindsey Davis

Your father? What he do? He no plumber, is he? I no trust plumbers. Or Disney World. Working with mice, very shameful. — Ana Huang

Would people applaud me if I was a good plumber? — Marlon Brando

I never planned on being a plumber. — Scott Caan

My dad was a plumber, and my mom was on and off again, either a stay-at-home mom or working with the disabled as a visiting-nurse assistant. — Craig Thompson

My mother hoped I'd be a plumber. — Richard Flanagan

Or, if the Sun wrote it, Poofter Plumber goes Postal in Potter's Bar. — J.L. Merrow

If your work is deathwork, one weapon is not enough, just as a plumber would not answer an urgent service call with a single wrench. — Dean Koontz

There are far too many people in university in Britain. If you want to make money, be a plumber. — Felix Dennis

I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie? — Rebecca Murphy

I am a plumber. Just a plumber. — Joe Wurzelbacher

If I had it [life] to do all over again, I'd have been a plumber. — Albert Einstein

Prince or commoner, tenor or bass,
Painter or plumber or never-do-well,
Do me a favor and shut your face -
Poets alone should kiss and tell. — Dorothy Parker

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good. — Charles Barkley

For me, the sexiest men don't know they're drop-dead gorgeous. Not that I'd ever rule out a pot-bellied plumber in the right circumstances. — Natalie Dormer

If you are a plumber, you can work on a shed, or you can work on a mansion. It's just scale. — Martin Freeman

If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a plumber today. — Barry Mann

My mother loves to remind me that about the age of four, I made a somewhat formal announcement that I was going to be a plumber when I grew up. — Stella Young

Let's say I was a plumber, or I worked at a factory, I would download music, you feel what I'm saying? — Obie Trice

When we think of an actor, we think of a tanned, frosted-tipped, model-looking guy. We don't think of a plumber. — Nick Offerman