Pizza Humor Quotes
Collection of top 17 famous quotes about Pizza Humor
Pizza Humor Quotes & Sayings
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I wonder if I can get pizza in Avalon.
— Stacey O'Neale
Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.
— Natasha Leggero
In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.
— Jimmy Carr
I'd rather have leftover pizza than leftover feelings.
— Sarah Burgess
The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.
— Nicholson Baker
Pizza tastes as good as being skinny feels.
— Lauren Leto
If you'd told em you killed a blind gramma, they'd have stayed to eat the pizza and cake. Free is free.
— Stephen King
There was no way I was knocking on his door when I made my pizza or beans. No way in hell. In fact, I was moving the first chance I could get.
— Kristen Ashley
I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner!
— Jasleen Kaur Gumber
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
— Adam Carolla
On Venus you could cook a 16-inch pepperoni pizza in seven seconds, just by holding it out to the air. (Yes, I did the math.)
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson
In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!
— Jim Butcher
Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.
— Amy Neftzger
I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? - Tabitha
— Sherrilyn Kenyon