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Oh." Timmie gave Bones a shy peek. "Are you Cathy's brother?"
"Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?" Bones snapped. — Jeaniene Frost

Mordechai, I swear that if you screw up and kill me, I'm going to be pissed. If I end up a ghost, I'm gonna be kicking your ghost ass for eternity. — Larry Correia

Old enough to know better, pissed enough not to care. (Jaden) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I pissed off Quinn, and probably chased her into the arms of a psychopath. Oh, and I made out with another guy. It's a miracle our clothes stayed on. — Brigid Kemmerer

We wanted a name that people would remember and get pissed off about. Nothing too deep, believe me. — Joe King

I will never stop being pissed. He has now created a 'lifetime of seeking vengeance' scenario. — Jeff Strand

Is it crazy that I'm proud of her for standing up to me at the same time that I'm pissed at her? — Nyrae Dawn

She managed to look like a perfect, pissed-off Alchemist. Now I wanted to kiss her more than ever. — Richelle Mead

Elizabeth's personality was a binary system - off and pissed off. — Mark Gimenez

Still, every little bit helps, as the old woman said when she pissed in the sea. — Neil Gaiman

I'm pissed because I already know I'll be going with him. — Colleen Hoover

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off. — Darynda Jones

So, funny story. There are fairies? In the Dark Woods. And I might have pissed off their king."
There was silence. Then, "Of course you did. — T.J. Klune

I'm going to be pissed if I walk all the way to the camp and end up getting shot. — Tara Brown

So that's why vampires are so pissed off all the time? Because their junk's gone rusty? — S.L.J. Shortt

October had roared in as if Mother Nature was pissed off at the world, and maybe in need of a Xanax to boot. — Jill Shalvis

Shane looked ... pale. Pale and shaken and - how predictable was this? - pissed. — Rachel Caine

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life! — Russell Howard

I want my kids to know when I'm pissed, when I'm happy and when I'm confounded, — Julia Roberts

But I could always tell in her eyes if she got really pissed at me, and her eyes were still pretty smiley — John Green

The next day I woke up in a sullen simmer, as if sleep had catalyzed my depression into a general state of pissed-offedness. — Lisa Kleypas

Don't call me baby when you're pissed, Sweet Pea."
"Don't call me Sweet Pea at all, baby — Kristen Ashley

Getting pissed wouldn't fix it. Damn it. — John Green

After a real snake ended up on stage one night, it was well and truly pissed off about being on stage with Ozzy Osbourne, that snake was. — Ozzy Osbourne

Excuse my French everybody in America, but I am pissed. — Ray Nagin

Ah, you are amusing."
"I am not amusing!" I lifted my chin. "I'm pissed."
"Really," he replied dryly. "I never would've guessed that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I once signed up for anger management classes but the instructor pissed me off. — Darynda Jones

London Bridge is in Arizona? When the fuck did this happen? Does London know about this? The queen has got to be pissed — Tara Sivec

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed. — Daniel Tosh

I am a vampire," I say softly. "And you have pissed me off. — Christopher Pike

You gonna stay pissed as i go down on you?" I just glared. "I'll take that as a yes." He muttered. — Kristen Ashley

It's a lot easier to patch things up with somebody when he doesn't even know you were pissed off at him in the first place. — Steve Kluger

Mess with a magical chic and you get some major clean-up when she is pissed!!! — Mandy M. Roth

Australians say 'pissed off.' Pissed means drunk. Piss is alcohol. To take the piss
that means to send someone up, make fun of them. — Geraldine Brooks

But if you were a nasty piece of work growing up, you'll be an asshole as an adult and you'll die pissed off. — Louise Penny

She was going to be pissed when I showed up in the bar tonight, but Bo and Blake were never going to touch her again. Ever. — Lisa Kessler

The snow was knee-deep, my leg hurt, and my sweats were soaked, but I was hopped up on painkillers and a huge dose of pissed off, so I didn't care. — Barbra Annino

I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon? — Zach Braff

God, you're so fucking stubborn. You're like a menopausal pissed-off mule! — Emma Chase

Where some god pissed a rain of reason to make things grow only to die, — Charles Bukowski

But when he smiles? Really smiles, it's perfect. Like toothpaste commercial, boy-next-door beauty that makes it really hard to be pissed at him. — Nyrae Dawn

An avalanche is just a snowflake that got pissed off. — Andi James Chamberlain

Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. — Edward Furlong

She was going to be mega-pissed. For me, that translated into another epic sexcapade. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Triple whammy. — C.L. Parker

Dr Adams was following my orders if you want to blame someone blame me -casius
oh i do,I'm just so pissed i had extra left over - Jace — D.D. Barant

Smartass Disciple: Master, that guy's teaching is somehow annoying me.
Master of Stupidity: Only as long as you stay tuned for pissed-off channel. — Toba Beta

I'm so pissed at her. For ... for, I don't know. Not being the Margo I had expected her to be. — John Green

The nurses are pissed Pigpen gave me a fresh pair of jeans and a T-shirt to change into. — Katie McGarry

She thought I was ... soulful, by which I think she means that I don't say much and I always look vaguely pissed off. — Nick Hornby

passed through her into the wall, he pissed himself. — Kresley Cole

He cleared his throat and reminded himself that if you pissed Her Holiness off, they'd need barbecue tongs to pick up your steaming pieces. — J.R. Ward

Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back. — J.R. Ward

She's the Incredible Hulk version of a saber-toothed tiger. And she's seriously pissed off. — Peter Telep

Most of the time, I don't know whether to fight you, spank you or screw you. You make me crazy and you don't listen to me, which pisses me off. — A.P. Jensen

If no one is pissed-off with you then you are dead but just haven't figured it out yet. — Tom Peters

Misadventure was my primary compass and I followed it without caring if I pissed off one person or a whole bunch of people. — S.A. Tawks

Mom says it's because she has PMS.
Do you even know what that means?
I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome — Nicholas Sparks

Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire."

~ Liberty Jones — Lisa Kleypas

Threatening the High Warlock. Better and better. Maybe we should head down to vampire clan headquarters and punch Anselm Nightshade in the face. — Cassandra Clare

No, Zoey."
Heat sounded pissed.
It's not okay here. Not for you."
Well, maybe that's 'cause I'm not dead. Yet. — P.C. Cast

Lions and tigers and pissed-off girls, oh my. — Katie Bayerl

What gets me pretty pissed off is the whole Monsanto engineered foods issue. — Alex Ebert