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I'm just glad you didn't die while we were gone," Brent said. "He'd be so pissed. And you know, you'd be dead. So that would suck.
— Bree Despain
What's the matter, fairy boy? Pissed because Chrys rather kiss me?" - Essence (Nymphs of Macedonia Trilogy #1)
— Racheal Renwick
Dull minds are never either intuitive or mathematical.
— Blaise Pascal
Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them.
— Jacquelyn Ayres
A scar isn't about the injury, it's about the healing.
— Daniel Jose Older
American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off.
— Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
Let's just say it ended with, "Mommy shouldn't say those words. Don't repeat that.
— Jennifer Fulwiler
I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
— Daniel Tosh
We don't know much about our current selves, do we?
— William Golding
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.
— Britney Spears
Action always beats inaction.
— T. Harv Eker
I suppose one's view of that world is dependent upon how one arrived there, and whether or not one is allowed to leave.
— Alissa Johnson
I will call you Beauty, for that is what you are.
— Meagan Spooner
This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!
— Russell Howard
In our house we don't take ourselves too seriously, and laughter is the best form of unity, I think, in a marriage.
— Michelle Obama
Imaginative writers often project their own monsters and meanings on basic facts.
— Christopher Bram