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God sent me to piss the world off!
— Eminem
Winds blew, evil winds, winds that pissed on the citizens, piss disguised as rain.
— Orly Castel-Bloom
Fuckity Squared, remind me to never piss you off.
— Jamie McGuire
If you stand with one foot in the past and the other foot in the future, Matt, all you do is piss on the present.
— P.J. Parrish
Don't be afraid to make people mad. Your honesty will inspire your true followers. I piss off tons of people every day.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
Horses are moody quad-bikes that piss on your boot and cost thousands in vets' fees.
— David Mitchell
Develop for it?" he told InfoWorld. "I'll piss on it.
— Brent Schlender
Was there much damage done to your ship? (Nykyrian)No, not really. Just enough to seriously piss me off and ruin my suckass day. (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Great, numbskull. Just bloody great. You've already managed to piss off the Queen. What's next on your agenda, setting fire to Disneyland?
— Thea Harrison
Why don't you just tell me what I did to piss you off so I can go ahead and hit on you.
— Kristen Proby
You'll piss when you can't whistle,
— Richard Zacks
I'd sooner drink a pint of piss than take the word of any Frey.
— George R R Martin
Every once in a while I have this thought, we've got to piss off the religious people. How are we going to do that?
— Perry Noble
I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials
— Ann Everett
The lord giveth and most women piss it away. Perhaps this is why they lack the equipment to aim.
— Paula Wall
Weasels piss on you, Iz. I'm not done yet.
— Susan Dennard
Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark
— Graham Chapman
The English wouldn't give you the steam of their piss.
— Frank McCourt
Curing RM is in the realm of magical pixies and talking dogs that piss whiskey. It's impossible.
— Dan Wells
If he came upon us burning in the street, I don't think he'd piss on us to put us out.
— Stephen King
I piss on you all from a considerable height.
— Louis-Ferdinand Celine
If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs.
— Whitey Herzog
Are we going to sonar every lake on the ley line? Or just the ones that piss you off?
— Maggie Stiefvater
If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you.
— Courtney Love
Whatever you do, make sure you go right to the top, because you sure as hell can't piss upwards on people.
— Grant Morrison
Noah," Ronan said tenderly, placing his palm on top of Noah's cold, seven-years-dead hand, "you're starting to piss me off.
— Maggie Stiefvater
What's the matter with men?" Catherine said. "You can't leave a woman a space to be private. You have to piss on everything?
— Scott Adlerberg
You piss off a bard, and forget about putting a curse on you, he might put a satire on you.
— Alan Moore
I am not your anything.You can't just piss on my leg and say I'm yours.
— Amelia Hutchins
I don't like this, Artemis. I'm not a dog to be chained outside your house because you're afraid I'll piss on your rug. (Acheron)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.
— Michael O'Leary
When you have one foot in the future and the other in the past, you piss on the present.
— Dan Harris
How's everything going, Jonah? This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don't need this crap.
— Hannah Moskowitz
The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense.
— Jim Harrison
Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
— Melanie Finn
Most of those characters with all the answers couldn't poor piss out of a rubber boot if they read the instructions printed on the sole.
— Guy Vanderhaeghe
All that mattered was that he could look forward to aggravating the piss out of Rory each and every night.
— R.L. Mathewson
I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast.
— Jimmy Buffett
Killing is nothing to be in awe of, it's like taking a piss, you do it only when you have to.
— T.A. Uner
I got no use for a man piss backwards on his friends.
— Cormac McCarthy
Rock 'n' roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off
— Gerard Way
I wouldn't walk across the street to piss down Don Shula's throat if he was on fire.
— Johnny Unitas
Bonzo, he pre-cise. He so careful, he piss on a plate and never splash.
— Orson Scott Card
I decided not to answer on the grounds that I might piss someone off.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
The work of art is a pyramid which stands in the desert, uselessly: jackals piss at the base of it, and bourgeois clamber to the top of it;
— Julian Barnes
Cat piss and porcupines!
— Kate Hattemer
Abandon all hope ye who piss me off.
— Richard Kadrey
Now whenever I left class to go to the boys' room, I worried that I would end up on the blue tiled floor in a puddle of piss and blood.
— Kenneth Logan
Man, who did you piss off today? Laundry and kitchen? Just take the damn drugs next time, Blanky, you might live longer.
— Ashley Newell
I don't piss you off, I turn you on - Senator Jeremy Miller
— Margaret McHeyzer