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God sent me to piss the world off! — Eminem

Winds blew, evil winds, winds that pissed on the citizens, piss disguised as rain. — Orly Castel-Bloom

He'll eat you alive, shit you out and then piss on his dump. — John Green

Fuckity Squared, remind me to never piss you off. — Jamie McGuire

No matter how hard it gets, I'd rather be a soldier drowning in my own blood than a coward in my own piss — Chino XL

If you stand with one foot in the past and the other foot in the future, Matt, all you do is piss on the present. — P.J. Parrish

Piss on reset. Wherever you land, when you get there, man, hit play. — Rodney Ross

The horizon was shitting a sun, casting a glow on a layer of fog that was settling in the low areas like puddles of ghost piss. — David Wong

God gave women 2 sets of lips, that way she can piss and moan at the same time. — Melody Parks

Don't be afraid to make people mad. Your honesty will inspire your true followers. I piss off tons of people every day. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Shit," he says helplessly. "No - piss," I say, like Oscar fucking Wilde. — Caitlin Moran

Horses are moody quad-bikes that piss on your boot and cost thousands in vets' fees. — David Mitchell

I will piss on deadlines. I will forget I am married. I will do nothing but read, read, read when it's a Book Affair. — Lainey

Develop for it?" he told InfoWorld. "I'll piss on it. — Brent Schlender

Was there much damage done to your ship? (Nykyrian)
No, not really. Just enough to seriously piss me off and ruin my suckass day. (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Great, numbskull. Just bloody great. You've already managed to piss off the Queen. What's next on your agenda, setting fire to Disneyland? — Thea Harrison

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

Why don't you just tell me what I did to piss you off so I can go ahead and hit on you. — Kristen Proby

You'll piss when you can't whistle, — Richard Zacks

I'd sooner drink a pint of piss than take the word of any Frey. — George R R Martin

Ya think you's walkin' on water, but turns out you just got piss in your shoes. — John Green

The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't say on TV or radio ("fuck," "piss," "shit," "cunt," "motherfucker," "cocksucker," and "tits"). — Mary Norris

Every once in a while I have this thought, we've got to piss off the religious people. How are we going to do that? — Perry Noble

I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials — Ann Everett

The lord giveth and most women piss it away. Perhaps this is why they lack the equipment to aim. — Paula Wall

The seven Ps: Proper Planning and Preparation Prevent Piss-Poor Performance — John Lanchester

Weasels piss on you, Iz. I'm not done yet. — Susan Dennard

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark — Graham Chapman

The English wouldn't give you the steam of their piss. — Frank McCourt

Curing RM is in the realm of magical pixies and talking dogs that piss whiskey. It's impossible. — Dan Wells

POETS day," he reminded Siobhan. "Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday," she recited. — Ian Rankin

Malavika Vishwanath. Don't try to say it you'll just piss me off. — Peter Clines

If he came upon us burning in the street, I don't think he'd piss on us to put us out. — Stephen King

It was so quiet at our table you could've heard a rat piss on cotton. — April Sinclair

I piss on you all from a considerable height. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs. — Whitey Herzog

You read a lot about movies with budgets of $25 to 30 million. Hell, if a studio can piss away that kind of money, why not let 'em piss on me? — Roy Scheider

Are we going to sonar every lake on the ley line? Or just the ones that piss you off? — Maggie Stiefvater

If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you. — Courtney Love

Whatever you do, make sure you go right to the top, because you sure as hell can't piss upwards on people. — Grant Morrison

Noah," Ronan said tenderly, placing his palm on top of Noah's cold, seven-years-dead hand, "you're starting to piss me off. — Maggie Stiefvater

What's the matter with men?" Catherine said. "You can't leave a woman a space to be private. You have to piss on everything? — Scott Adlerberg

You piss off a bard, and forget about putting a curse on you, he might put a satire on you. — Alan Moore

I am not your anything.You can't just piss on my leg and say I'm yours. — Amelia Hutchins

One man's piss-soaked sadomasochistic orgy is another man's poetic ecstasy. — Dan Savage

I don't like this, Artemis. I'm not a dog to be chained outside your house because you're afraid I'll piss on your rug. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off. — Michael O'Leary

When you have one foot in the future and the other in the past, you piss on the present. — Dan Harris

The Seven Ps': Prior Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance. — Phil Campion

How's everything going, Jonah? This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don't need this crap. — Hannah Moskowitz

Sixty slutz all of them dying from asphyxia/after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippie cup — Eminem

The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense. — Jim Harrison

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

You've gotta be business savvy really, or else you get the piss taken out of you. — Melanie Brown

Most of those characters with all the answers couldn't poor piss out of a rubber boot if they read the instructions printed on the sole. — Guy Vanderhaeghe

All that mattered was that he could look forward to aggravating the piss out of Rory each and every night. — R.L. Mathewson

If man can't piss in his own front yard, then he's living too close to town! — Tom Russell

I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast. — Jimmy Buffett

Killing is nothing to be in awe of, it's like taking a piss, you do it only when you have to. — T.A. Uner

Why hasn't Marie shot you yet?" "Because I'm not in denial about what my cock wants," Horse replied. "I piss her off, I get no pussy. Watch and learn. — Joanna Wylde

I got no use for a man piss backwards on his friends. — Cormac McCarthy

Rock 'n' roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off — Gerard Way

I wouldn't walk across the street to piss down Don Shula's throat if he was on fire. — Johnny Unitas

Bonzo, he pre-cise. He so careful, he piss on a plate and never splash. — Orson Scott Card

This is the first time I've dated an assassin. I don't want to piss her off. — Jennifer Estep

I decided not to answer on the grounds that I might piss someone off. — Laurell K. Hamilton

The work of art is a pyramid which stands in the desert, uselessly: jackals piss at the base of it, and bourgeois clamber to the top of it; — Julian Barnes

Go on," he offered magnanimously. "Feel free to piss on yourselves and
cower helplessly."
Gods, sometimes his generosity overwhelmed him. — G.A. Aiken

Cat piss and porcupines! — Kate Hattemer

I'd gotten on the piss and it had kicked me the fuck off. Hard. — S.A. Tawks

Abandon all hope ye who piss me off. — Richard Kadrey

You do not want to piss off the subs. Seriously. They've unionized. We should never have let them start that book club. — Lexi Blake

Humans, in the day that has been the Earth, have been here for less than a minute. We're a late-night piss in the toilet, that's all we are. — Matt Haig

Now whenever I left class to go to the boys' room, I worried that I would end up on the blue tiled floor in a puddle of piss and blood. — Kenneth Logan

Man, who did you piss off today? Laundry and kitchen? Just take the damn drugs next time, Blanky, you might live longer. — Ashley Newell

I don't piss you off, I turn you on - Senator Jeremy Miller — Margaret McHeyzer