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God sent me to piss the world off! — Eminem

Winds blew, evil winds, winds that pissed on the citizens, piss disguised as rain. — Orly Castel-Bloom

you curdled clot of whores piss — Sara Douglass

Monster, I do smell all horse piss, at which
my nose is in great indignation. (IV, 1, lines 223-224) — William Shakespeare

Fuckity Squared, remind me to never piss you off. — Jamie McGuire

No matter how hard it gets, I'd rather be a soldier drowning in my own blood than a coward in my own piss — Chino XL

If you stand with one foot in the past and the other foot in the future, Matt, all you do is piss on the present. — P.J. Parrish

The horizon was shitting a sun, casting a glow on a layer of fog that was settling in the low areas like puddles of ghost piss. — David Wong

Everyone knows that ghosts don't piss! — Tom Robbins

God gave women 2 sets of lips, that way she can piss and moan at the same time. — Melody Parks

Don't be afraid to make people mad. Your honesty will inspire your true followers. I piss off tons of people every day. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Shit," he says helplessly. "No - piss," I say, like Oscar fucking Wilde. — Caitlin Moran

Horses are moody quad-bikes that piss on your boot and cost thousands in vets' fees. — David Mitchell

I will piss on deadlines. I will forget I am married. I will do nothing but read, read, read when it's a Book Affair. — Lainey

Develop for it?" he told InfoWorld. "I'll piss on it. — Brent Schlender

Was there much damage done to your ship? (Nykyrian)
No, not really. Just enough to seriously piss me off and ruin my suckass day. (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

You can't get mad at a real ending. Some of them are ugly. It's the fake happily ever afters that should piss you off. I'll — Colleen Hoover

I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off. — Eminem

Piss me off and count your toes because what's commin, AIN'T GOOD, AIN'T FUCKING GOOD! — Deyth Banger

Why don't you just tell me what I did to piss you off so I can go ahead and hit on you. — Kristen Proby

Our neighbors shake their heads And take their valuables inside While my countrymen piss in the fountains To express their national pride. — Billy Bragg

You'll piss when you can't whistle, — Richard Zacks

I'd sooner drink a pint of piss than take the word of any Frey. — George R R Martin

I didn't get my nap today. Wouldn't do for someone to piss me off. — Stephanie McAfee

old military adage of the seven Ps, piss poor planning produces piss poor performance, — Glen R. Stansfield

Ya think you's walkin' on water, but turns out you just got piss in your shoes. — John Green

The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't say on TV or radio ("fuck," "piss," "shit," "cunt," "motherfucker," "cocksucker," and "tits"). — Mary Norris

I piss on you all from a considerable height. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Piss on my daisies, we have to save the demons! — Kim Harrison

Dominic was really starting to piss me off when it came to sex. — Chenell Parker

Jesu, Rike, you been gargling rat piss again? — Mark Lawrence

Every once in a while I have this thought, we've got to piss off the religious people. How are we going to do that? — Perry Noble

It was so quiet at our table you could've heard a rat piss on cotton. — April Sinclair

If a man does not use his member it grows smaller and smaller until one day he wants to piss and cannot find it. — George R R Martin

Negativity is a sucking whirlpool of piss. — Steve Bivans

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. — Eddie Izzard

Damn, piss, shit, fuck! — Janet Evanovich

The skies make no special dispensation for Magi, boy, they piss on everyone the same. — Joe Abercrombie

Women could protest from now till piss flowed uphill, but the truth was, there wasn't one didn't secretly love a killer. And — Thomas Pynchon

If Josh could see me having to empty out his piss, and nurse him this way, he'd beg me to let him go. — LeeAnn Whitaker

Ambition is not a dirty word. Piss on compromise. Go for the throat. — Steven Erikson

That smelled strongly of misery, which, as anyone will tell you, is a subtle mixture of hope, despair, rancid cooking fat, and men's piss. — Philip Kerr

If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long. — Robert Duvall

It's the world's smallest violin, playing 'My Heart Pumps Purple Piss for You'. — Stephen King

Hi," (cough), "my name is Jasmin Field. I'm a journalist. So don't piss me off. Ha ha. And um - well, I can't really act. Ha ha." No one laughed. — Melissa Nathan

His appearance projected danger and reinforced the common knowledge that one did not want to piss off a demon, especially this one. — Kiersten Fay

You have to know a subject intimately, inside and out, research it thoroughly ... if you want to successfully take the piss out of it. — Michelle Knight

Putting the 10 commandments up to prevent crime is like putting 'Employees must wash hands' up to keep the piss out of your burger. — Jon Stewart

When I had an earache, my mom would piss in my ear to kill the pain, — Justin Halpern

If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs. — Whitey Herzog

Zircoff," I said, "put the tomatoes away."
"Piss," he said, "I wish they were hand grenades. — Charles Bukowski

I figure we go through things that make us stronger, but we also go through things that just simply piss us off. — Meg Winkler

Whoever coined the phrase 'a man's got to play the hand that was dealt him' was most certainly one piss-poor bluffer. — Jeannette Walls

You smell like baby powder." "And you smell like you want to piss me off. — C.D. Reiss

Sorry Boss," 101 slurred in his slow speech, "but after I came I just started to piss, what you want me to do, Boss? — Jake Ward

Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

It's not very smart to piss off a guy who thinks about killing people for a living. — Will Graham

I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials — Ann Everett

Most of those characters with all the answers couldn't poor piss out of a rubber boot if they read the instructions printed on the sole. — Guy Vanderhaeghe

This is the first time I've dated an assassin. I don't want to piss her off. — Jennifer Estep

Bonzo, he pre-cise. He so careful, he piss on a plate and never splash. — Orson Scott Card

I wouldn't walk across the street to piss down Don Shula's throat if he was on fire. — Johnny Unitas

Rock 'n' roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off — Gerard Way

One man's piss-soaked sadomasochistic orgy is another man's poetic ecstasy. — Dan Savage

Why hasn't Marie shot you yet?" "Because I'm not in denial about what my cock wants," Horse replied. "I piss her off, I get no pussy. Watch and learn. — Joanna Wylde

Killing is nothing to be in awe of, it's like taking a piss, you do it only when you have to. — T.A. Uner

I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast. — Jimmy Buffett

If man can't piss in his own front yard, then he's living too close to town! — Tom Russell

All that mattered was that he could look forward to aggravating the piss out of Rory each and every night. — R.L. Mathewson

I decided not to answer on the grounds that I might piss someone off. — Laurell K. Hamilton

You've gotta be business savvy really, or else you get the piss taken out of you. — Melanie Brown

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense. — Jim Harrison

Sixty slutz all of them dying from asphyxia/after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippie cup — Eminem

How's everything going, Jonah? This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don't need this crap. — Hannah Moskowitz

The Seven Ps': Prior Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance. — Phil Campion

When you have one foot in the future and the other in the past, you piss on the present. — Dan Harris

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off. — Michael O'Leary

I don't like this, Artemis. I'm not a dog to be chained outside your house because you're afraid I'll piss on your rug. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I don't piss you off, I turn you on - Senator Jeremy Miller — Margaret McHeyzer

POETS day," he reminded Siobhan. "Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday," she recited. — Ian Rankin

The English wouldn't give you the steam of their piss. — Frank McCourt

Humans, in the day that has been the Earth, have been here for less than a minute. We're a late-night piss in the toilet, that's all we are. — Matt Haig

The lord giveth and most women piss it away. Perhaps this is why they lack the equipment to aim. — Paula Wall

The seven Ps: Proper Planning and Preparation Prevent Piss-Poor Performance — John Lanchester

Weasels piss on you, Iz. I'm not done yet. — Susan Dennard

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark — Graham Chapman

Curing RM is in the realm of magical pixies and talking dogs that piss whiskey. It's impossible. — Dan Wells

I got no use for a man piss backwards on his friends. — Cormac McCarthy

Malavika Vishwanath. Don't try to say it you'll just piss me off. — Peter Clines

Man, who did you piss off today? Laundry and kitchen? Just take the damn drugs next time, Blanky, you might live longer. — Ashley Newell

Now whenever I left class to go to the boys' room, I worried that I would end up on the blue tiled floor in a puddle of piss and blood. — Kenneth Logan

If he came upon us burning in the street, I don't think he'd piss on us to put us out. — Stephen King

You do not want to piss off the subs. Seriously. They've unionized. We should never have let them start that book club. — Lexi Blake

Abandon all hope ye who piss me off. — Richard Kadrey

I'd gotten on the piss and it had kicked me the fuck off. Hard. — S.A. Tawks

Cat piss and porcupines! — Kate Hattemer

Go on," he offered magnanimously. "Feel free to piss on yourselves and
cower helplessly."
Gods, sometimes his generosity overwhelmed him. — G.A. Aiken

The work of art is a pyramid which stands in the desert, uselessly: jackals piss at the base of it, and bourgeois clamber to the top of it; — Julian Barnes