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Pirate Humor Quotes By Lisa Kleypas: If you have to tell someone they call

If you have to tell someone they call the shots, they're not really calling the shots. — Lisa Kleypas

Pirate Humor Quotes By Michael Douglas: I tell my kids they are going to

I tell my kids they are going to live to over 100. — Michael Douglas

Pirate Humor Quotes By Buddy Wakefield: Hearts don't break, y'all. They bruise and get

Hearts don't break, y'all. They bruise and get better. — Buddy Wakefield

Pirate Humor Quotes By Veronica Rossi: He had a prince's looks but a pirate's

He had a prince's looks but a pirate's eyes. — Veronica Rossi

Pirate Humor Quotes By Carlos Ruiz Zafon: Don't be bashful; we're among gentlemen. It's a

Don't be bashful; we're among gentlemen. It's a known fact that we men are the missing link between the pirate and the pig. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Pirate Humor Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: A bogus Congress register can never lead you

A bogus Congress register can never lead you to Swaraj any more than a paper boat can help you to sail across the Padma. — Mahatma Gandhi

Pirate Humor Quotes By Richard Lee Byers: I don't much like it when people commit

I don't much like it when people commit unsavory acts and try to shift the blame onto me. — Richard Lee Byers

Pirate Humor Quotes By Cynthia Hand: There I go, Clara the parrot. I belong

There I go, Clara the parrot. I belong on a pirate's shoulder. — Cynthia Hand

Pirate Humor Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Suddenly, I find the most beautiful smiles in

Suddenly, I find the most beautiful smiles in your eyes. — Debasish Mridha

Pirate Humor Quotes By Emmanuelle Seigner: I don't like French food. I like everything

I don't like French food. I like everything but French food. — Emmanuelle Seigner

Pirate Humor Quotes By Sam Keen: I fall into all kinds of inauthenticity when

I fall into all kinds of inauthenticity when I conspire to forget my mortality. — Sam Keen

Pirate Humor Quotes By M. Stanton Evans: It's amazing how much credit you can take,

It's amazing how much credit you can take, if you don't care about accomplishing anything. — M. Stanton Evans

Pirate Humor Quotes By Berenice Abbott: I think the important decision for a photographer

I think the important decision for a photographer is to choose a subject that intensely interests him or her. — Berenice Abbott

Pirate Humor Quotes By Tricia Levenseller: I'm a pirate," I remind him."Yes. I just

I'm a pirate," I remind him.
"Yes. I just can't figure out if you're a good pirate or a really good pirate. — Tricia Levenseller

Pirate Humor Quotes By Jennifer Ashley: But they are murderers, madam! I am afraid

But they are murderers, madam! I am afraid of murderers!
(Jeffery, the footman in The Pirate Next Door) — Jennifer Ashley

Pirate Humor Quotes By Sara Levine: If life were a sea adventure, I knew:

If life were a sea adventure, I knew: I wouldn't be sailor, pirate, or cabin boy but more likely a barnacle clinging to the side of the boat. — Sara Levine

Pirate Humor Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: I want you to lie to me just

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Pirate Humor Quotes By Ayn Rand: It's a curse, you know, to be able

It's a curse, you know, to be able to look higher than you're allowed to reach. — Ayn Rand

Pirate Humor Quotes By Shirley Maclaine: All life is a boomerang. We receive what

All life is a boomerang. We receive what we give. — Shirley Maclaine