Pint Quotes
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Pint Quotes & Sayings
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pint of champagne.
— Edgar Rice Burroughs
I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.
— Jeremy Clarkson
Vampire teeth really aren't very efficient, are they? It looks very messy. I'm not sure it's the best way to get a pint off anyone.
— Saoirse Ronan
However, one cannot put a quart in a pint cup.
— Charlotte Perkins Gilman
What's a tiny woman like you doing with this half-pint sword?
— Rebecca Chastain
A three-pint problem
— Melvyn Small
Where's my little half-pint of sweet cider half drunk up?
— Laura Ingalls Wilder
Some seek the comfort of their therapist's office, other head to the corner pub and dive into a pint, but I chose running as my therapy.
— Dean Karnazes
What I am interested in, what I write and care about, exists in the slow lane, somewhere between hand-ploughed fields and a pint of real ale.
— Fennel Hudson
Aye, aye, that's the way wi' thee: thee allays makes a peck o' thy own words out o' a pint o' the Bible's
— George Eliot
Do not crowd the understanding; it can comprehend so much and no more. A pint pot will not contain the measure of a quart.
— Jean Antoine Petit-Senn
I'm more of a Smithwick's or Bulmer's girl than a pint of Guinness.
— Emily Ratajkowski
I don't know what kind of swag I'd get if I were extra Irish. It would just be, like, extra potatoes. Or like a free pint of Guinness.
— Saoirse Ronan
Of my merit On that pint you yourself may jedge: All is, I never drink no sperit, Nor I haint never signed no pledge.
— James Russell Lowell
I drink tea pretty much continuously at a rate of around 1 imperial pint/hour, which sort of enforces screen/keyboard breaks.
— Charles Stross
I'd sooner drink a pint of piss than take the word of any Frey.
— George R R Martin
A pint can't hold a quart - if it holds a pint it is doing all that can be expected of it.
— Margaret Deland
Alas! in nature, as in art, we gain only according to our capacity. You cannot put an ocean in a pint pot.
— Flora Thompson
In 50 years, did you ever have a vacation, you little, silly, half-pint, smidgin of a wife?
— John Steinbeck
A minute to smile and an hour to weep in, A pint of joy to a peck of trouble, And never a laugh but the moans come double; And that is life!
— Paul Laurence Dunbar
When money's tight and is hard to getAnd your horse has also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN. — Flann O'Brien
Give me a chance, Half-Pint, I'm all in.
— Jay Crownover
I'm off for a quiet pint - followed by fifteen noisy ones.
— Gareth Chilcott
Take a quart of nature, boil it down to a pint, and the residue is art.
— Austin O'Malley
A windy March is lucky. Every pint of March dust brings a peck of September corn, and a pound of October cotton.
— Julia Peterkin
I miss that London thing of walking outside and bumping into mates and going, 'Do you want to get a pint?'
— Lena Headey
There's no hurry. I'm not a pint of half-and-half about to expire. I can wait until I meet the right person.
— Michael Grant
I don't know, Half-Pint, something tells me reining you in is probably a pretty good time.
— Jay Crownover
A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine.
— Ray Bradbury
It would be a very short pint. It would be gummy bears and matzah, and be called Chewy Jewy.
— Stephen Colbert
I didn't sleep with him, Parker. He held my hair while I hurled a pint of Petron in his toilet. That's as romantic as it got.
— Jamie McGuire
Getting to the pint where the other is not the enemy is a big leap.
— Stanley Crouch
The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue...
— James Joyce
The pint would call the quart a dualist, if you tried to pour the quart into him.
— George Santayana
The instruments of war can be manufactured ... human blood cannot be; and the lack of just one pint could mean the life of an American serviceman.
— George C. Marshall
In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
A fucking pint-sized warrior.
— Tillie Cole
This was one of those times that a pint just wouldn't cut it.
— Elizabeth A. Reeves
Mary took about a pint of pure nard, an expensive perfume; she poured it on Jesus' feet and wiped his feet with her hair. JOHN 12:3
— Anne Graham Lotz
I thought I would have a quiet pint ... and about 17 noisy ones.
— Gareth Chilcott
Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket.
— David Sedaris
A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood
— George S. Patton Jr.
The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.
— Prince Philip
You're ten pints of crazy in a one-pint glass.
— Scott Lynch
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
— George S. Patton
What the hell kind of person was capable of sounding erudite while losing blood out of his face by the pint?
— Peter David
He stomped away like a pint-sized Godzilla looking for Tokyo.
— Julia Spencer-Fleming
There is nothing so perfect as pinball and a pint at 11 a.m.
— Tom Hodgkinson
Over a pint in the pub, you have a good moanThat's the fate of every Magpie
While Mam perfects her game show skills
Giving talks at the WI — John Walter Bratton
I keep telling you, nobody wants legs like a stick insect. They want a bottom they can park in a bike in and balance a pint of beer on.
— Helen Fielding
I was going home two hours ago, but was met by Mr. Griffith, who has kept me ever since ... I will come within a pint of wine.
— Richard Steele
Saint George he was for England, And before he killed the dragon he drank a pint of English ale out of an English flagon.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
Every pint bottle should contain a quart.
— Boyle Roche
A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.
— Tommy Cooper
I like to be able to get up and go and buy a pint of milk without bumping into 20 people I know.
— Lily Allen
If my cup won't hold but a pint and yourn holds a quart, wouldn't ye be mean not to let me have my little half-measure full?
— Sojourner Truth
The burst of subconscious virtuousness that comes from first buying butternut squash makes it easier to put a pint of ice cream in the cart later.
— Charles Duhigg
Therefore, if he would eat that with a pint of water,
— Benjamin Franklin