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Once he shit a pint or so of stinky brown fluid in his pants, and once he managed to get his trousers down, and he cared little either way. — Anonymous

pint of champagne. — Edgar Rice Burroughs

I used to look at a pint of Haagen-Dazs and call it a serving size. — Al Roker

I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over. — Jeremy Clarkson

Vampire teeth really aren't very efficient, are they? It looks very messy. I'm not sure it's the best way to get a pint off anyone. — Saoirse Ronan

However, one cannot put a quart in a pint cup. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

What's a tiny woman like you doing with this half-pint sword? — Rebecca Chastain

A three-pint problem — Melvyn Small

Where's my little half-pint of sweet cider half drunk up? — Laura Ingalls Wilder

Some seek the comfort of their therapist's office, other head to the corner pub and dive into a pint, but I chose running as my therapy. — Dean Karnazes

What I am interested in, what I write and care about, exists in the slow lane, somewhere between hand-ploughed fields and a pint of real ale. — Fennel Hudson

Losing one pint of blood's an accident. Losing two is carelessness. — Rachel Caine

Aye, aye, that's the way wi' thee: thee allays makes a peck o' thy own words out o' a pint o' the Bible's — George Eliot

Do not crowd the understanding; it can comprehend so much and no more. A pint pot will not contain the measure of a quart. — Jean Antoine Petit-Senn

I'm more of a Smithwick's or Bulmer's girl than a pint of Guinness. — Emily Ratajkowski

I don't know what kind of swag I'd get if I were extra Irish. It would just be, like, extra potatoes. Or like a free pint of Guinness. — Saoirse Ronan

I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch — Tom Waits

Of my merit On that pint you yourself may jedge: All is, I never drink no sperit, Nor I haint never signed no pledge. — James Russell Lowell

She bought a pint of whiskey and woke to discover that she had managed to construct a presentable hangover for herself on the morning of 1 January. — William Boyd

I drink tea pretty much continuously at a rate of around 1 imperial pint/hour, which sort of enforces screen/keyboard breaks. — Charles Stross

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. — Jimmy Carr

I'd sooner drink a pint of piss than take the word of any Frey. — George R R Martin

A pint can't hold a quart - if it holds a pint it is doing all that can be expected of it. — Margaret Deland

There's always time for one more pint. - Chief Inspector Morse — Colin Dexter

Alas! in nature, as in art, we gain only according to our capacity. You cannot put an ocean in a pint pot. — Flora Thompson

In 50 years, did you ever have a vacation, you little, silly, half-pint, smidgin of a wife? — John Steinbeck

A minute to smile and an hour to weep in, A pint of joy to a peck of trouble, And never a laugh but the moans come double; And that is life! — Paul Laurence Dunbar

When money's tight and is hard to get
And your horse has also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN. — Flann O'Brien

Give me a chance, Half-Pint, I'm all in. — Jay Crownover

I'm off for a quiet pint - followed by fifteen noisy ones. — Gareth Chilcott

Take a quart of nature, boil it down to a pint, and the residue is art. — Austin O'Malley

A windy March is lucky. Every pint of March dust brings a peck of September corn, and a pound of October cotton. — Julia Peterkin

The door swung open and three pint-sized...hookers...stared up at him, their glitter-glossed smiles slowly disappearing from their over painted faces. — Samanthe Beck

I miss that London thing of walking outside and bumping into mates and going, 'Do you want to get a pint?' — Lena Headey

There's no hurry. I'm not a pint of half-and-half about to expire. I can wait until I meet the right person. — Michael Grant

I don't know, Half-Pint, something tells me reining you in is probably a pretty good time. — Jay Crownover

I was living in my lovely little two-bedroom flat in north London ... and suddenly, I couldn't just walk down the street and buy a pint of milk. — Kate Winslet

A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine. — Ray Bradbury

Like so many things in life, a well-poured pint of Guinness is worth waiting for. — Rashers Tierney

It would be a very short pint. It would be gummy bears and matzah, and be called Chewy Jewy. — Stephen Colbert

Love is not like the echo, which returneth only what is given; but, rather, like the pump, which returneth by the pail what it received by the pint. — Ivan Panin

I didn't sleep with him, Parker. He held my hair while I hurled a pint of Petron in his toilet. That's as romantic as it got. — Jamie McGuire

Getting to the pint where the other is not the enemy is a big leap. — Stanley Crouch

The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue... — James Joyce

Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid's arse — Alan Carr

I'm celebrating my love for you with a pint of beer and a new tattoo — Billy Bragg

The pint would call the quart a dualist, if you tried to pour the quart into him. — George Santayana

The instruments of war can be manufactured ... human blood cannot be; and the lack of just one pint could mean the life of an American serviceman. — George C. Marshall

In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

A fucking pint-sized warrior. — Tillie Cole

This was one of those times that a pint just wouldn't cut it. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

Go fetch to me a pint o' wine,
An' fill it in a silver tassie. — Robert Burns

Mary took about a pint of pure nard, an expensive perfume; she poured it on Jesus' feet and wiped his feet with her hair. JOHN 12:3 — Anne Graham Lotz

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. — Peter Kay

I thought I would have a quiet pint ... and about 17 noisy ones. — Gareth Chilcott

Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket. — David Sedaris

A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood — George S. Patton Jr.

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons. — Prince Philip

You're ten pints of crazy in a one-pint glass. — Scott Lynch

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood. — George S. Patton

What the hell kind of person was capable of sounding erudite while losing blood out of his face by the pint? — Peter David

He stomped away like a pint-sized Godzilla looking for Tokyo. — Julia Spencer-Fleming

There is nothing so perfect as pinball and a pint at 11 a.m. — Tom Hodgkinson

Maybe it's a little ambitious of me to presume that no matter how big the film is, that I can always go down to the shop to buy a pint of milk. — Tom Hardy

Over a pint in the pub, you have a good moan
That's the fate of every Magpie
While Mam perfects her game show skills
Giving talks at the WI — John Walter Bratton

I keep telling you, nobody wants legs like a stick insect. They want a bottom they can park in a bike in and balance a pint of beer on. — Helen Fielding

I was going home two hours ago, but was met by Mr. Griffith, who has kept me ever since ... I will come within a pint of wine. — Richard Steele

Saint George he was for England, And before he killed the dragon he drank a pint of English ale out of an English flagon. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

My soft voice and demeanor were useless. In a pint jar, I carried a cremated friend, like flesh scraped from a cistern. — Henri Cole

Every pint bottle should contain a quart. — Boyle Roche

A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road. — Tommy Cooper

One day a man came into the bar and ordered a pint and a pousse-cafe, adding "for our lass" in case I thought he was a ballet dancer or something. — Harry Pearson

I like to be able to get up and go and buy a pint of milk without bumping into 20 people I know. — Lily Allen

If my cup won't hold but a pint and yourn holds a quart, wouldn't ye be mean not to let me have my little half-measure full? — Sojourner Truth

The burst of subconscious virtuousness that comes from first buying butternut squash makes it easier to put a pint of ice cream in the cart later. — Charles Duhigg

Therefore, if he would eat that with a pint of water, — Benjamin Franklin