Pet Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Pet

Pet Quotes & Sayings

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All writers have their own pet commandments. — Darin Strauss

He did not like his new pet name. — Nicole Conway

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. — Rita Rudner

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright

I CAME INTO THIS WORLD TO ROB YOUR HEART, IN THE SAME WAY AS YOU CAME INTO THIS WORLD TO ROB MY VIRGINITY." ~Emily — Pet Torres

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. — Rodney Dangerfield

Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere. — Dave Barry

My biggest pet peeve is when people don't admit what they've done. — Daniela Bobadilla

He will be our friend for always and always and always. — Rudyard Kipling

This is the story of how I "came down with cat," even though I had decided I would never, ever, own any pet. — Nils Uddenberg

A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart. — Erica Jong

The vital function that pets fulfill in this world hasn't been fully recognized. They keep millions of people sane. — Eckhart Tolle

If we have some pet animals, we should feed them also before taking our food. Perceive God in every living being and feed them with that attitude. — Mata Amritanandamayi

Why have a pet hate? Why should it be confined? My hate is both wide ranging and total. — Richard Ayoade

Let me assure you that all of our pets, and animals of every kind will be with us for eternity on the Other Side. — Sylvia Browne

Don't pet the cat that's had a bath. — Susan Dennard

I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write: "You are here". I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet. — Joan Rivers

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. — Quentin Tarantino

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. — W.C. Fields

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. — Kin Hubbard

One of my big pet peeves is single-use plastic bags. I think it's one of the stupidest ideas in the world. — Philippe Cousteau Jr.

Do you have a pet?'
Eugenia shook her head. 'I don't know very much about animals.'
'There's nothing much to know. You feed them; they love you. — Eloisa James

Intimacy with a beloved pet or special animal makes millions of people feel as though they win the lottery every day. — Marty Becker

And why exactly do you have a pet name for me that refers to a big, round space crater? — Quinn Loftis

It often happens that a man develops a deeper love and friendship with his pet cat or dog than he does with most of the other humans in his life. — Henry David Thoreau

I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then. — John Bacon

I like him in sweaters. I get the urge to cuddle and pet him like a stuffed animal. — Jenny Han

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine. — Hal Sparks

Vola: So which is it? You going back for your home or for your pet?
Peter: They're the same thing. — Sara Pennypacker

I'd pegged you as cute-but-boring. But it looks like Kate's little pet has claws. — Rysa Walker

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting. — Emmy Rossum

Dogs are my favorite people. — Richard Dean Anderson

Support your right to arm bears. — Cleveland Amory

Pet ownership is slavery. Animals are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or be entertained by. — Ingrid Newkirk

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. — Moliere

Mrs. O' Leary is my pet. I couldn't let you stick a sword in her rump, now, could I? That might've scared her. — Rick Riordan

It's always weird to eat something that is a pet elsewhere. — Nick Kroll

Time spent with cats is never wasted. — Sigmund Freud

A real Christian is the one who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip. — Billy Graham

I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats. — Ellen DeGeneres

I could practically hear the unspoken 'good girl' accompanied by a pat and scratch behind my ears like I was his obedient pet. — Melissa Aragon

Cruel young men usually sit on their beds with their riding boots. — Pet Torres

Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes. — Diane Messidoro

All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn't your pet
it's your kid. It grows up and talks back to you. — Joss Whedon

The average dog has one request to all humankind. Love me. — Helen Exley

Anyone who thinks money can't buy happiness has never owned a cat [or any pet]. — Arya Riverdale

Evil thought is a dangerous pet. It is safer to play with it from behind the iron bars of circumstance. — Jerome K. Jerome

In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination. — David Harsanyi

We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off! — Lloyd

I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog - cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way. — Jordan Sonnenblick

Ladies and gentlemen are supposed to be looked after by others, like children and pets. — Mason Cooley

Dogs really are perfect soldiers. They are brave and smart; they can smell through walls, see in the dark, and eat Army rations without complaint. — Susan Orlean

Pets have more love and compassion in them than most humans. — Robert Wagner

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. — Bob Hope

It's fundamental that what we do only exists in our own universe. When you like Pet Shop Boys, you are in our world. — Neil Tennant

Legislators are interested in their pet projects, getting re-elected, and popularity contests. — Bud Grant

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. — Bernard Williams

Taking responsibility and having faith in your own judgment will help you make good choices and decisions at the end of your pet's life. — Jon Katz

Tanaquil gently toed the peeve. "I'll unfasten the window. Jump out to the lower roof and run."
"Stay and bite," said the peeve. — Tanith Lee

It is much easier to show compassion to animals. They are never wicked. — Haile Selassie

You only stop meltin the snow under where you're layin when you're dead. — Stephen King

Maybe that's why the Westmores never allowed any pets. Hard to keep them off the menu. — Jazz Feylynn

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. — Alfred North Whitehead

Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. — Mason Cooley

Some of the wildest men make the best pets. — Mae West

It doesn't matter if an animal can reason. It matters only that it is capable of suffering and that is why I consider it my neighbor. — Albert Schweitzer

I think of New York City lost in stars
forgotten as a blue haired pet of childhood love
Tonight the night is full; — Gregory Corso

Holy hell! Is that real or a pet sea serpent that he just so happens to let sleep in his pants? — K.M. Golland

Having both a pet and a book ... absolute heaven. — Mark Rubinstein

Know what being a man's pet means. And if you're ever lucky enough to find yourself with the choice, choose the pasture. — Stacy Overman Morrison

Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, and they pet you back. — Andy Biersack

I think every pet lover has an appreciation for nature - I've never met an animal lover who didn't have some kind of connection to the natural world. — Glenn Close

Kiss every baby, and pet every dog. Walk slowly, and lie down when you're tired. What's next? — Amy Poehler

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. — Nafisa Joseph

We always watch what we really love... — Pet Torres

Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, Filling an emptiness we don't even know we have. — Thom Jones

Wes is Wes," Alastair said. "One in every family. I love him, but I think of him as a sarcastic pet. — John Scalzi

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. — Angus Young

I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it. — Kirsty Gallacher

Americans who do not celebrate Independence Day: pets. — Demetri Martin

Anything can happen, Pet. If there's one thing for certain, it's that nothing is for certain. — Joshua Edward Smith

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly

I do feel like by buying rats from a pet store, you are saving them because if not, they would get fed to a snake or something. — Nikki Reed

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. — Franklin P. Jones

That was pretty easy, and I wrote it while delousing my pet tapir. — Greg Gutfeld

It was, he supossed, one of the adventages of having married a doctor- you could shove the kid at your husband whenever the kid seemed to be dying. — Stephen King

Yearning for love made her feel like a cat that was always twining around ankles, meowing Pet me, pet me, look at me, love me. — Laini Taylor

I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation. — Whoopi Goldberg

I don't understand people who don't touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason. — Jarod Kintz

When a dog runs at you, whistle for him. — Henry David Thoreau

Louis Creed came to believe that the last really happy day of his life was March 24, 1984. — Stephen King

Everyone loves the single girl. She is the adorable needy human equivalent of a stray pet others want to domesticate. — Betsy Israel

I had a pet raccoon that took my tooth brush once,
But only to another room. — Rod McKuen

Environmentalists hate sprawl - except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill. — Michelle Malkin

I'm the best animal lover in the world. There's nobody who takes care of their pets like me ... they are my children. — Paris Hilton

That's right! Besides, like I'd ever let my sister drown my pet butterflies. I regularly whip her butt in Grimmnastics class. — Shannon Hale

Lany couldn't resist his appearance and stared at him from head to toe. — Pet Torres

One pets what one degrades; and one has to support what one has enfeebled — Phyllis Bottome

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal. — Douglas Coupland

My favorite animal is the mule. He has more horse sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating - and he knows when to stop working. — Harry S. Truman