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Peeing Quotes By Orson Scott Card: My mind, my logical, practical, reasoning mind, is

My mind, my logical, practical, reasoning mind, is peeing in his mind pants. — Orson Scott Card

Peeing Quotes By Frank Carson: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a

What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish. — Frank Carson

Peeing Quotes By Lauren Strasnick: 'bye. Great knowing you. Fun peeing next to

'bye. Great knowing you. Fun peeing next to you in the wave pool that one time...? — Lauren Strasnick

Peeing Quotes By Margaret Atwood: Why is it we want so badly to

Why is it we want so badly to memorialize ourselves? Even while we're still alive. We wish to assert our existence, like dogs peeing on fire hydrants. — Margaret Atwood

Peeing Quotes By George Carlin: Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? — George Carlin

Peeing Quotes By John Green: Peeing is like a good book in that

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start. — John Green

Peeing Quotes By Maya Angelou: The more you cry, the less you'll pee,

The more you cry, the less you'll pee, and peeing is more important. — Maya Angelou

Peeing Quotes By Kirsty McKay: I saw a bear once. I was peeing

I saw a bear once. I was peeing then, too. — Kirsty McKay

Peeing Quotes By Taylor Grace: Killing demons is like peeing on yourself; everyone

Killing demons is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Annr, guard, Zearlach city. — Taylor Grace

Peeing Quotes By V.S. Naipaul: It was in that garage that Alec worked,

It was in that garage that Alec worked, no longer wearing red bodices or peeing blue, but doing mysterious greasy things. — V.S. Naipaul

Peeing Quotes By Jessica Park: I'm done peeing now.""Thank you for letting me

I'm done peeing now."
"Thank you for letting me know. — Jessica Park

Peeing Quotes By Maegan Lynn Moores: Okay, guys. Stop it. Are you going to

Okay, guys. Stop it. Are you going to start peeing on me to mark your territory? — Maegan Lynn Moores

Peeing Quotes By M. Leighton: I'll be peeing like a champion in no

I'll be peeing like a champion in no time — M. Leighton

Peeing Quotes By Matilda Wren: Peeing on a stick is not as easy

Peeing on a stick is not as easy as it sounds! #WhenRavensFall — Matilda Wren

Peeing Quotes By Gena Showalter: Come on. Let's go to Cafe Bella and

Come on. Let's go to Cafe Bella and drink so many lattes we're peeing coffee for a week. — Gena Showalter

Peeing Quotes By Elle Casey: You can watch me pee! It's okay! Here

You can watch me pee! It's okay! Here look, I'm peeing! I'm peeing! You can stop uprooting yourself. — Elle Casey

Peeing Quotes By Michelle Hodkin: I don't hear peeing," Jamie said mockingly."Eat me,"

I don't hear peeing," Jamie said mockingly.
"Eat me," I muttered.
"What's that?"
"Leave me," I said louder. — Michelle Hodkin

Peeing Quotes By Tina Reber: Shoot. I feel guilty for peeing. That first

Shoot. I feel guilty for peeing. That first bottle of wine alone was almost two hundred dollars. — Tina Reber

Peeing Quotes By Olav Laudy: 2387. Isn't making a smoking section in a

2387. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly!) — Olav Laudy

Peeing Quotes By Dan Wells: Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess",

Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. You can thank me later. — Dan Wells

Peeing Quotes By Robin Sloan: Why do organizations need to mark everything with

Why do organizations need to mark everything with their insignia? It's like a dog peeing on every tree. Google is the same way. So was NewBagel. Using — Robin Sloan

Peeing Quotes By Robert Bloch: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. — Robert Bloch

Peeing Quotes By Zen Cho: The aunts' conception of the right to privacy

The aunts' conception of the right to privacy went far enough to allow you to close the toilet door when you were peeing, but no further. — Zen Cho

Peeing Quotes By Jon Foreman: Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman

Peeing Quotes By Kendare Blake: The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. — Kendare Blake

Peeing Quotes By Maureen Lipman: Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy

Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went. — Maureen Lipman

Peeing Quotes By Mason Cooley: Don't tell me it's raining when you're peeing

Don't tell me it's raining when you're peeing on me! — Mason Cooley

Peeing Quotes By Demetri Martin: I learned this summer that peeing in the

I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location. — Demetri Martin

Peeing Quotes By Ryu Murakami: It was the perfect time and place for

It was the perfect time and place for an inherently timid person like him to express his
inner pervert by peeing in public. — Ryu Murakami

Peeing Quotes By Desni Dantone: There was nothing dignified about peeing behind a

There was nothing dignified about peeing behind a tree with your super-cute wilderness tour guide lurking nearby. — Desni Dantone

Peeing Quotes By Demetri Martin: There is a small, but important, difference between

There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool. — Demetri Martin