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Funny Stomach Quotes By Libba Bray: Sometimes when Sam's pretending to be in love

Sometimes when Sam's pretending to be in love with me, my stomach does funny things."
"Well, get some milk of magnesia and stop it. — Libba Bray

Funny Stomach Quotes By Barbara Taylor Bradford: Life always gets harder towards the summit -

Life always gets harder towards the summit - the cold increases, responsibility increases — Barbara Taylor Bradford

Funny Stomach Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: Mad with common sense

Mad with common sense — F Scott Fitzgerald

Funny Stomach Quotes By Robin Saxon: Oh, and Knievel stared you down, and you

Oh, and Knievel stared you down, and you gave in so quick." Jed laughed lowly, rubbing his hand over Redford's stomach. "You're now my cat's bitch. — Robin Saxon

Funny Stomach Quotes By Louise Fitzhugh: I feel there's a funny little hole in

I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach. — Louise Fitzhugh

Funny Stomach Quotes By Scott Wood: The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My

The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out. — Scott Wood

Funny Stomach Quotes By H.J. Bellus: I'm pretty sure my stomach has a sliver

I'm pretty sure my stomach has a sliver in it from rubbing up against my backbone, so back off, bitch. — H.J. Bellus

Funny Stomach Quotes By George Herbert: He that steals an egg will steal an

He that steals an egg will steal an ox. — George Herbert

Funny Stomach Quotes By Jussi Adler-Olsen: If you want to know what the camel

If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

Funny Stomach Quotes By Charlie Cochrane: They call me Domino for obvious reasons. One

They call me Domino for obvious reasons. One nudge in the right direction and I'm flat on my stomach. — Charlie Cochrane

Funny Stomach Quotes By Cate Tiernan: The more you know, the more you know.

The more you know, the more you know. — Cate Tiernan

Funny Stomach Quotes By Napoleon Hill: Fear is faith in reverse gear.

Fear is faith in reverse gear. — Napoleon Hill

Funny Stomach Quotes By Jasper Fforde: Every book should have a romance.

Every book should have a romance. — Jasper Fforde

Funny Stomach Quotes By Mark Twain: Had double chins all the way down to

Had double chins all the way down to his stomach. — Mark Twain

Funny Stomach Quotes By Sarah Brightman: Life is too complex to compress into soundbites.

Life is too complex to compress into soundbites. Every situation is different. — Sarah Brightman

Funny Stomach Quotes By Maria Angels Anglada: It isn't true, is it, Daniel, that music

It isn't true, is it, Daniel, that music can tame the beasts? Yet, in the end, a song lives. — Maria Angels Anglada

Funny Stomach Quotes By Gyorgy Ligeti: I only want to give a metaphysic for

I only want to give a metaphysic for my music. — Gyorgy Ligeti

Funny Stomach Quotes By J. Mack Stiles: The Christian faith has no category for believers

The Christian faith has no category for believers who are not members of a local congregation. — J. Mack Stiles

Funny Stomach Quotes By Mark Hart: The funny thing about the boy who gave

The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach. — Mark Hart

Funny Stomach Quotes By Venus Williams: I have to say accounting almost killed me.

I have to say accounting almost killed me. — Venus Williams

Funny Stomach Quotes By Tracey Emin: Women, at 50, are on a plateau with

Women, at 50, are on a plateau with their careers, but later they ascend. — Tracey Emin

Funny Stomach Quotes By Larissa Ione: She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed

She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche. — Larissa Ione