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People don't know the past, even though we live in literate societies, because they don't trust the sources of the past. — Daniel Pauly

You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't. — Pauly Shore

People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. — Pauly Shore

I first got interested in DJing when I was a little kid. I just love music ... Music's my passion; it's always been my whole life. — Pauly D

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid. — Pauly Shore

When you put yourself out into the world and say, 'Hey, look at me,' you're going to get criticized. — Pauly Shore

I miss working with great actors, working with great directors. — Pauly Shore

I think the best comedy comes from stuff that's based in reality. — Pauly Shore

I really don't go out every night to red-carpet events. — Pauly Shore

The crisis of the fisheries is similar to our economy. This is not one fishery failing, but the whole system. — Daniel Pauly

I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool. — Pauly Shore

We all have a past; it's just that my past is out there for all to see. — Pauly Shore

I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get. — Pauly Shore

My belief is guns don't kill people, people kill people. — Pauly Shore

Before 'Jersey Shore,' I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs. — Pauly D

and then woe is you, Pauly. Woe to the max. — Stephen King

You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh. — Pauly D

Sesame Street ... I think they were all high. With Big Bird, they had to be high. — Pauly Shore

I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know? — Pauly Shore

I've always been loud. — Pauly D

I love being on tour and having my own tour bus. — Pauly D

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. — Daniel Pauly

I'm not used to getting good reviews. — Pauly Shore

I'm Jewish. I've always had a thing where it's okay to dance with the devil, just don't become the devil. — Pauly Shore

That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money. — Pauly Shore

The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive. — Pauly D

The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. — Pauly Shore

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me. — Pauly Shore

I really love Las Vegas. It's, like, my favorite place to be. I love to DJ out there. It is the place to be as a DJ. — Pauly D

Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president! — Pauly D

We transform the world, but we don't remember it. We adjust our baseline to the new level, and we don't recall what was there. — Daniel Pauly

It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage. — Pauly Shore

My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out. — Pauly Shore

In my 30s, it wasn't cool to like Pauly Shore movies. It was cool to like them when they came out, then it wasn't cool. — Pauly Shore

Even at my peak, I never went too over the top. — Pauly Shore

Our oceans have been the victims of a giant Ponzi scheme, waged with Bernie Madoff-like callousness by the world's fisheries. — Daniel Pauly

If you think of having a family as being loved as a child, cared for - I did not experience that. — Daniel Pauly

Miami's like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we're gonna spend a lot of time at the beach. — Pauly D

The public was used to a Pauly Shore film coming out every year or two, you understand? So when that went away, the public lost familiarity with me. — Pauly Shore

You have to go away to come back. That's just normal. That's with bands, actors, comedians, everything. — Pauly Shore

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel. — Pauly D

Everywhere I go, people know who I am. — Pauly Shore

I remember taking mushrooms at the wrap party, it was like the first and last time I took that. — Pauly Shore

America's Most Wanted? I love it when there's a guy in the back seat pounding his head on the plexiglas. That to me is the best. — Pauly Shore

When I shot the movie, I wasn't gonna think about anything except for being the biggest knucklehead in the world. — Pauly Shore

I'm definitely a lot more comfortable now in my 40s than in my 30s - that's for sure. — Pauly Shore

I heart Jewish girls ... oh my God. — Pauly D

I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know? — Pauly Shore

I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up. — Pauly D

I never got into The Jetsons too much. — Pauly Shore

There's a lot of people out there who didn't like my style of comedy. — Pauly Shore

I haven't gone sky diving yet and I want to do that, real bad. I love adrenaline and going fast. — Pauly D

In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids. — Pauly D

I really admire David Guetta; he's an unbelievable DJ and I love his style, his music and everything like that. So I look up to him. — Pauly D

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. — Pauly D

Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called. — Pauly D

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything. — Pauly D

Tilapia have often been represented as the aquatic chicken, and it's perfectly justified. — Daniel Pauly

I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time. — Pauly Shore

I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy. — Pauly Shore

I have family in Italy that my mother keeps in contact with, but I don't because I don't speak Italian. — Pauly D

Son-In-Law was kind of my crossover. It was the movie that brought me out of the MTV audience into the mainstream. — Pauly Shore

'Entourage' is a staple L.A.-based show, and people say it's pretty real, and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth. — Pauly Shore

If we don't manage this resource, we will be left with a diet of jellyfish and plankton stew. — Daniel Pauly

When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did. — Pauly Shore

I will do 'Dancing with the Stars' when my career dips. — Pauly D

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me. — Pauly Shore

Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living. — Pauly Shore

My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic. — Pauly Shore

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie. — Cher

I personally like the idea of shellfish aquaculture. These are animals that stay quiet, they stay where you put them, and they clean up the water. — Daniel Pauly

I think you gotta look at stuff half-full as opposed to half-empty. — Pauly Shore

My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about. — Pauly D

The Comedy Store attracts all types of people, growing up I was able to meet them all. — Pauly Shore

This is the biggest night of my entire life and everybody's career rides on my DJ set — Pauly D

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer. — Pauly Shore

I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer. — Pauly D

Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula. — Pauly D