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Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: There's always a message in my comedy.

There's always a message in my comedy. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: I could drop dead tomorrow, the truth will

I could drop dead tomorrow, the truth will be here. Truth is forever; when you read our history, truth is forever, and it always outs itself. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: I'm passionate about what I do. I'd be

I'm passionate about what I do. I'd be naive to be passive. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their

We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them 'graham crackers.' — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique

Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique of being funny. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: Listen, we've got one little ol' black president,

Listen, we've got one little ol' black president, and white folks are upset, but they've had 43. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: When you know who you are, you know

When you know who you are, you know who you are. That's the real dangerous thing in Hollywood, because they all want to create you and mold you. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: Tennessee Williams knew about the South, but he

Tennessee Williams knew about the South, but he would clean it up and lie about it. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: I am very concerned about Barbara Streisand using

I am very concerned about Barbara Streisand using the 'H' word - 'honkey.' That's what I am concerned about. I am worried about Barbara. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: When I was 16 or 17, I saw

When I was 16 or 17, I saw Lenny Bruce being taken to jail. They took him off stage because he talked about race. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: Sometimes, what you do you have no control

Sometimes, what you do you have no control over because it's predestined. It's gonna happen in spite of you. There's nothing you can do about it. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: Arizona has always been anti-black.

Arizona has always been anti-black. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: I got my sense of humor from my

I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: You white folks see UFOs in your dreams.

You white folks see UFOs in your dreams. You don't hear about Martians in Harlem. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: I think I have a mental nappy attitude.

I think I have a mental nappy attitude. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: Majority doesn't rule. One person can change the

Majority doesn't rule. One person can change the history of the world. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: I can't change the past, but one person

I can't change the past, but one person can change the future - anything can happen. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: People don't want to hear the truth; they

People don't want to hear the truth; they never do. They wanna live in some kind of fantasy. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: An audience can be like a pack of

An audience can be like a pack of wolves. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: People ask me, when was my best time?

People ask me, when was my best time? I always say, 'Today.' — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: My comedy is a nuclear bomb inside my

My comedy is a nuclear bomb inside my mind. It's a weapon that's never been tested. It just blows up and flattens everybody. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: If you're happy with what you're doing, then

If you're happy with what you're doing, then you don't get bored. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: I have known Michael Richards for something like

I have known Michael Richards for something like 20 years. We're friends. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: I'm as American as apple pie.

I'm as American as apple pie. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: People think you're crazy if you turn money

People think you're crazy if you turn money down ... people worship money. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: I read a lot of history. The passive

I read a lot of history. The passive Jews in Germany didn't survive. The smart ones got out. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: I love Obama because he is proof all

I love Obama because he is proof all black people don't look alike. Nobody every told me, 'Good morning, Mr. President.' We don't all look alike. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: The king of comedy is dead. Richard Pryor

The king of comedy is dead. Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. The rest of them are the king of copycats. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: Hollywood doesn't even have respect for itself. Hollywood

Hollywood doesn't even have respect for itself. Hollywood lies to itself. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: Comedians period, in general, have demons, and myself

Comedians period, in general, have demons, and myself included. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: If you have money and you have fame,

If you have money and you have fame, but you don't have any confidence in your blackness, then it's all for nothing. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: If your hair is relaxed, white people are

If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: When you watch TV, I didn't know black

When you watch TV, I didn't know black people were that happy. I had no idea they were that happy. I'm trying to find them. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: I have nothing to do with racism in

I have nothing to do with racism in America; it was here when I got here. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: I do celebrate anything with freedom in it,

I do celebrate anything with freedom in it, you know. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: What does it mean to be too black

What does it mean to be too black for Hollywood? It's self-explanatory. Hollywood has certain kinds of blacks that they like. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: I like comedy, I mean, in all forms.

I like comedy, I mean, in all forms. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: I like when people are trapped in the

I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: Handshaking means, 'I don't have a weapon.'

Handshaking means, 'I don't have a weapon.' — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: There are still plenty of movie people peddling

There are still plenty of movie people peddling black stereotypes. I guess Tyler Perry's probably the most massively successful. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: America has a rap sheet. You can't police

America has a rap sheet. You can't police the world and tell the world how to act when you're just as bad yourself. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: I don't want affirmative action - too much

I don't want affirmative action - too much affirmative, not enough action. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: There's no such thing as reverse racism.

There's no such thing as reverse racism. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: A woman can tell me about her having

A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: You got to remember that slavery's very complex.

You got to remember that slavery's very complex. It has a lot of levels to it. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: White people are very good at acting like

White people are very good at acting like they're not racist. They deserve an Academy Award for that. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: Racism is a form of insanity. Human beings

Racism is a form of insanity. Human beings became racist when they started talking. Speech has a lot to do with it. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: America is racial. America was founded on race.

America is racial. America was founded on race. Race is America. The code name for America is 'race.' — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: I was born a comic.

I was born a comic. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: America does not like losers. Look how we

America does not like losers. Look how we treated those soldiers who came back from Vietnam. Because they lost. America likes winners. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: A new broom can sweep the floor, but

A new broom can sweep the floor, but an old broom knows where the dirt is. — Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney Quotes By Paul Mooney: What does America love more than one white

What does America love more than one white male? — Paul Mooney