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Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do

Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish? — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By John Hodgman: I'm a personality - like a George Plimpton

I'm a personality - like a George Plimpton who effectively plays himself in a bunch of different roles, or a Paul Lynde-type character. — John Hodgman

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: Women are my best friends, my best audience.

Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: My following is straight. I'm so glad.

My following is straight. I'm so glad. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: A room is like a stage. If you

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: My sisters said, Why do you make those

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: I'm Liberace without a piano.

I'm Liberace without a piano. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: The whole romantic part of my life was

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: I can't even get three weeks off to

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: Food was a constant topic of conversation in

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: My body may have been abused, but it

My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn't been neglected. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: If I'm not working, I don't know what

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate! — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: I sang in the choir for years, even

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: Mothers don't want to pinch me or put

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: When I said I didn't have a cent,

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: I think basically an actor is a salesman.

I think basically an actor is a salesman. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: I wish I had the nerve not to

I wish I had the nerve not to tip. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it? — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I laughed all the way through Love Story. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: My father was adamant in his disapproval of

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: If I ever completely lost my nervousness I

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: I don't understand why people don't remember my

I don't understand why people don't remember my name. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: It was the worst moment of my life.

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: A closet full of wire hangers can be

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: I have an ulcer. It has an IQ

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: Someday I'm going to go onstage in a

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to. — Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde Quotes By Paul Lynde: If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic. — Paul Lynde