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I'm crass, contemptuous and crude, obstreperous, obnoxious, rambunctiously raw and rude.

Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.

I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out.

I won't do reality. That is done. And I don't want people following me around with a camera 24 hours a day.

Look, you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing, as Bette Davis used to say.

Who do you think I am, Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me.

I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody.

I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails.

Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me.

I love animation, I really do, but I don't do it for the children.