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My parents are both super funny, and I always knew I wanted to be on 'SNL.' My mom and I would watch it a lot.
— Casey Wilson
My parents' marriage is a gift to everyone around them - 60 years of making their kids laugh. How many parents are actually funny?
— Louise Erdrich
My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.
— Chic Murray
My parents are both really, really funny, and my little sister is a really good painter, and my other sister is a really good writer.
— Michael Cera
Where are all the sour patch parents?
— Bo Burnham
Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows.
— Wendy Lichtman
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
— Marcelene Cox
My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.
— Tim Conway
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It's funny, when you start talking about primitive scenes, so many people have seen their parents having sex.
— Gaspar Noe
If she rented the studio in town, I'd probably never see either of my parents again. Well, except for dinner. They usually showed up for food
— Maggie Stiefvater
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education ... because they were both druids.
— Milton Jones
Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt.
— S.K. Tremayne
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.
— Robert De Niro
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.
— Margaret Cho
Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
T's funny, but your parents can give you everything in the world, but they can't teach you what to do with it. That, you have to learn for yourself.
— Amanda Carpenter
When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back
— Rodney Dangerfield
My parents are a bedrock. And I have three complex, strong, and funny sisters who inspire and sustain me.
— Christina Baker Kline
I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!
— Lisa Lampanelli
I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing.
— Pippa Evans
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
— Samuel Butler