Parents Funny Quotes

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Parents Funny Quotes By Robert De Niro: I guess the only thing to do now I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker. — Robert De Niro
Parents Funny Quotes By Samuel Butler: Parents are the last people on earth who Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. — Samuel Butler
Parents Funny Quotes By Pippa Evans: I don't know if I was funny as I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing. — Pippa Evans
Parents Funny Quotes By Norman Wisdom: I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. — Norman Wisdom
Parents Funny Quotes By Lisa Lampanelli: I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! — Lisa Lampanelli
Parents Funny Quotes By Christina Baker Kline: My parents are a bedrock. And I have My parents are a bedrock. And I have three complex, strong, and funny sisters who inspire and sustain me. — Christina Baker Kline
Parents Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: When I was kidnapped as a child my When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back — Rodney Dangerfield
Parents Funny Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Because of their size, parents may be difficult Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. — P. J. O'Rourke
Parents Funny Quotes By Amanda Carpenter: T's funny, but your parents can give you T's funny, but your parents can give you everything in the world, but they can't teach you what to do with it. That, you have to learn for yourself. — Amanda Carpenter
Parents Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Our parents would not be 'The best parents Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Parents Funny Quotes By Margaret Cho: My parents are very funny when they have My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. — Margaret Cho
Parents Funny Quotes By Bauvard: Some people won't have kids, but I'm not Some people won't have kids, but I'm not going to have parents. I'm burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight. — Bauvard
Parents Funny Quotes By Moby: Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue. — Moby
Parents Funny Quotes By S.K. Tremayne: Having a kid is like an industrial revolution Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt. — S.K. Tremayne
Parents Funny Quotes By Tim Conway: My parents were very funny - they didn't My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ. — Tim Conway
Parents Funny Quotes By Socrates: Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. — Socrates
Parents Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio. — Rodney Dangerfield
Parents Funny Quotes By Susan Wiggs: It's funny how much influence our parents have It's funny how much influence our parents have on us." "True. — Susan Wiggs
Parents Funny Quotes By Sean Covey: It's especially hard to admit that you made It's especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do. — Sean Covey
Parents Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: It is a sign of immaturity to believe It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Parents Funny Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. — Daniel Tosh
Parents Funny Quotes By Gaspar Noe: It's funny, when you start talking about primitive It's funny, when you start talking about primitive scenes, so many people have seen their parents having sex. — Gaspar Noe
Parents Funny Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: If she rented the studio in town, I'd If she rented the studio in town, I'd probably never see either of my parents again. Well, except for dinner. They usually showed up for food — Maggie Stiefvater
Parents Funny Quotes By Milton Jones: My parents said they had to make a My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education ... because they were both druids. — Milton Jones