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Parent Funny Quotes By Robert Breault: Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed

Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it. — Robert Breault

Parent Funny Quotes By Chic Murray: My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.

My parents never understood me; they were Japanese. — Chic Murray

Parent Funny Quotes By Bo Burnham: Where are all the sour patch parents?

Where are all the sour patch parents? — Bo Burnham

Parent Funny Quotes By Lisa Lampanelli: I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ...

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! — Lisa Lampanelli

Parent Funny Quotes By Bauvard: Every child that receives life advice should keep

Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent's past, there's leftover booze and contraceptives. — Bauvard

Parent Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Our parents would not be 'The best parents

Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Parent Funny Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs

Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent. — Daniel Tosh

Parent Funny Quotes By Moby: Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional'

Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue. — Moby

Parent Funny Quotes By Ville Valo: I have 4 kids already, I don't need

I have 4 kids already, I don't need anymore. I'm a single parent. I'm taking them through Europe and make them play funny instruments. — Ville Valo

Parent Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys

My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio. — Rodney Dangerfield

Parent Funny Quotes By Doug Stanhope: I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if

I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job. — Doug Stanhope

Parent Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: It is a sign of immaturity to believe

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Parent Funny Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're

Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. — Daniel Tosh