Pants On Fire Quotes
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Reading gives us a place to go when we have no where to go
— Mason Cooley
Those people who say it takes more muscles to frown than smile are in serious danger of having their pants catch on fire.
— Tammy Blackwell
Do you repel pants? Do they actually jump off you?" Dove cringed as she noticed his black socks.
"Pants are afraid of my dick. — Debra Anastasia
"Pants are afraid of my dick. — Debra Anastasia
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire
— Jerry Seinfeld
I just want to make sure he's a good fit for her. She has problems - craps her pants, stuff like that. If she needs help, I want to be there.
— Debra Anastasia
Perseverance is another word for faith!
— Earl Nightingale
Liar, liar. My pants are so on fire. And so is the rest of me.
— Georgia Cates
Cause I lit him on fire, I shrugged and brushed dust from my pants.
— Amanda Hocking
I had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren't literally made of fire.
— Michelle Rowen
There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell them.
— Louis Armstrong
It is well there is no one without fault; for he would not have a friend in the world. He would seem to belong to s different species.
— William Hazlitt
If you work you will never go hungry.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
It's really a lot easier to write about things that are problematic. Who wants to hear how happy you are?
— Lyle Lovett
A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches
— Jeff Lindsay
My pants are on fire!
— John Ziegler